Snusing in church--will I go to hell?

[Bigblue1]

Sort answer YES,,,, see you there..... I'll be the one doing lines and beer bongs with Belushi. Togas that is all....

[CoderGuy]

Hey, if all the tobacco is going to be in heaven, they should set up a shop! Customer service would rock, and I bet shipping would be super fast! Do you think the US can still tax us on purchases?

Probably only if you die in the US, and customer service is probably outsourced to hell (like it is now) so it would be the same. But there would probably be bling again!

[WickedKitchen]

Snus!!? In the HOUSE OF GOD!?!?!? What...were...you...thinking!?!?!?

Extracting the drug...the chemical...the evil poison by bastardizing one of God's plant creations is a serious sin. Giving in to this sort of temptation...this pleasure...this mental ecstasy in the house of God fogs your mind. You are not able to truly hear his word if your mind is not clear. You were not present today and God knows that. Instead you walked into his house like a pig. Your actions offended God, my friend. You blatantly disrespected not only God but his institution. There were other parishioners there that, because of you, were forced to be in the presence of a blaspheme. How could you do this? Your soul might be in need of a cleansing my son but in the name of Abraham PLEASE don't subject my followers to this type of insolence. It is clear that Lucifer has influenced you. Lucifer has his claws in you. He is luring you with this tobacco...this pleasure...but Jesus can save you. REPENT! Repent, sinner. Kneel before the King and beg for his forgiveness and by the power of his precious blood may you be healed.

Oh yeah, the price of tea in China is $2.13US/kg.

[PipenSnus]

I don't go to church, but I've taken a perverse pleasure in snusing in doctors' offices on my last couple of visits. *wicked grin*

[Jimbob_Rebel]

We'll just have to go up and steal it. What are they gonna do about it at that point; send you to hell? :^D

What do you think John Moses Browning has been doing all these years since he passed away? Just wait until you see God's gun collection.

[snusjus]

In Kentucky, some churches have ashtrays outside the front door. I'm sure you'll be fine.

[LaZeR]

I have yet to NOT have a snus portion in when attending church since I've started snus. I'm hoping it isn't too bad of an infraction. I think I'm guilty of far worse, unfortunately.

[EricHill78]

Lazer I was hoping for a good joke!

I have found your kryptonite...

Mwahahaha

(fills flask with holy water)

I kid!!

[LaZeR]

Lazer I was hoping for a good joke!

I have found your kryptonite...

Mwahahaha

(fills flask with holy water)

I kid!!

[GENERAL BILLY]

If by hell, you mean burning in sulfurous flames with your worst moments on earth laid bare for all to see, while demons stab you in the ass with tridents for all eternity, then yes, you are going to hell.

[daruckis]

yes. wa3zrm will save your soul through repentance though.

[Bigblue1]

yes. wa3zrm will save your soul through repentance though.

I think wa3zrm went to hell, that's why he hasn't posted in awhile,,,,,erm i mean heaven,, wait I really hope he's not dead