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  • Zofryer
    Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 66

    Dear Swedish Match.....

    Bring back Nick and Johnny loose. Put it in a metal can exactly like the now discontinued Diplomat product from one of your competitors. Call it whatever you want. Don't care. Make the can look stylish though so I get phone numbers at bars. Market it as an upscale snus. I'd pay 5 bucks a can. No question. Don't mess with the recipe. Leave it alone.

    thanks.
  • OnoSendai
    Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 16

    #2
    Re: Dear Swedish Match.....

    Originally posted by Zofryer
    Make the can look stylish though so I get phone numbers at bars. Market it as an upscale snus.
    The ladies simply can't get enough of the brown gunk on my teeth.

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    • lxskllr
      Member
      • Sep 2007
      • 13435

      #3
      Re: Dear Swedish Match.....

      Originally posted by OnoSendai
      Originally posted by Zofryer
      Make the can look stylish though so I get phone numbers at bars. Market it as an upscale snus.
      The ladies simply can't get enough of the brown gunk on my teeth.
      Lmao :^P

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      • Erik327
        Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 64

        #4
        Seriously though, i must agree. If I wasn't married, I personally wouldn't think a big ass pris would impress the ladies once it started to run. Ugh.

        But honestly, I do have a sour spot for Swedish Match constantly (it seems) discontinuing and introducing new snuses. I would've like to try Diplomat White Portion. And even though a few cans are likely available, what's the use? Wind up being a big fan and not having any it available anymore?

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        • razor
          Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 78

          #5
          If you grow a really long mustache and comb it strait down to cover your mouth it's not a problem.

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          • Xobeloot
            Member
            • Jan 2008
            • 2542

            #6
            Living here in Georgia, it is not uncommon to see a large percentage of men at a bar carrying two beer bottles. One to drink, another to spit their dip in. I am reaching the point where I am preferring los to portion round the clock. I just place my pris fairly far back in my upper cheek area so that it never drips down my front teeth the way it did on my initial los-at-work experiment. I think that if I had ordered los only on my first couple orders, I would have never ordered portions. Now that I still have several cans of N&J portions, they will get used, but my freezer is about a 3:1 ratio of los vs portion.

            Anyone want to trade their icebox container for my portion icebox?

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            • Zofryer
              Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 66

              #7
              Re: Dear Swedish Match.....

              Originally posted by OnoSendai
              Originally posted by Zofryer
              Make the can look stylish though so I get phone numbers at bars. Market it as an upscale snus.
              The ladies simply can't get enough of the brown gunk on my teeth.

              Was kinda mildly picking on the Smarvy comment in this thread:

              Diplomat Tin

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              • Smarvy
                Member
                • Nov 2007
                • 86

                #8
                Picking on me! I thought you were sharing my glorious experience of "Dating with Diplomat" with our friends here... Shame on you Zofryer...shame on you. I thought it would be immodest to comment, that's why I've kept quiet.

                I've got to be careful not to let those women find out Diplomat's been discontinued. I'm now putting whatever snus I'm using in an old Diplomat tin; seems to be working, I've barely been getting any sleep, and my work is suffering.

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