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  • PipenSnus
    Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 1038

    #1

    You know you're a snus maniac when...

    Maybe someone has started a thread like this before, but I didn't see one. I'm going to start out by listing some of my personal symptoms of Snus Mania. Feel free to add your own.

    You know you're a snus maniac when...

    ...you rearrange the contents of your freezer to create more snus storage space.
    ...you place two or more bids for Icetools in the Auctions section.
    ...you add a column to your monthly household expenses for your snus budget.
    ...you set up orders in the Shopping Carts of snus vendor websites in anticipation of payday.
    ...you dream about snusing.
  • danielan
    Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 1514

    #2
    Nice idea!

    Here's my contribution

    ...you have to buy a new freezer because your spouse is sick of digging through your stash.
    ...you calculate your stash in years and not cans.
    ...the staff at your B&M snus store know you by name and yell, "we haven't got anything new in yet" when you enter the store.
    ...SnusOn is higher on your "most visited sites" then Google.

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    • sgreger1
      Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 9451

      #3
      ...When your browser has a "most visited sites" it only shows Snuson
      ...When you wake up in the morning you put a portion in before you even brush your teeth because you CANNOT wait that long
      ...You postpone kissing your wife because you want to put a portion in
      ...Your idea of chilling with friends is hanging out in the snuson chatbox

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9763

        #4
        man you guys have it covered pretty well. So my only contribution would be.............



        you time your sexual activity with your mate so that when you figure foreplay is about over and you reach for the lube.........you also grab a portion. makes for a near perfect climax.







        don't tell the wife



        now if they only made sandwhich flavored snus for afterwards.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • brent0001
          Member
          • May 2010
          • 29

          #5
          You go to sleep with one in your mouth almost every night.

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          • Premium Parrots
            Super Moderators
            • Feb 2008
            • 9763

            #6
            Originally posted by brent0001 View Post
            You go to sleep with one in your mouth almost every night.
            lol I think alot of people do that purposely. I know I do most of the time.
            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            • PipenSnus
              Member
              • Apr 2010
              • 1038

              #7
              Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
              man you guys have it covered pretty well.
              Somehow, I doubt that. Surely there is someone who can contribute some other symptoms of Snus Mania. Although I must admit, PP, yours is pretty impressive.

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              • Frosted
                Member
                • Mar 2010
                • 5798

                #8
                snussing in the operating theatre while your wife is having a caesarian?

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                • mrmynd
                  Member
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 101

                  #9
                  you take a variety of snus with you to work in a single can so each snus you pop is a surprise.

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                  • zeb
                    Member
                    • May 2010
                    • 53

                    #10
                    your wife ask if she can give you a kiss or wait

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                    • Premium Parrots
                      Super Moderators
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9763

                      #11
                      Originally posted by zeb
                      your wife ask if she can give you a kiss or wait

                      tell your wife I'll kiss her anytime.
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • ThatSnusGuy

                        #12
                        How bout' this:

                        You've kept one empty can of every snus brand you've tried and have them stacked perfectly to make quite a nice collage in the home office. A BIG collage actually! ;-)

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                        • Roo
                          Member
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 3446

                          #13
                          Yeah that's weird, ThatSnusGuy

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                          • bipolarbear1968
                            Member
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 1074

                            #14
                            When you spend over $1,000 on snus in the last 60 days.

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                            • danielan
                              Member
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 1514

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bipolarbear1968 View Post
                              When you spend over $1,000 on snus in the last 60 days.
                              Damn I thought that was normal..

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