Woman get's spider-man'd at grocery store!

[sgreger1]

Chick gets blasted with semen on her way out of a store. Rofl.



GAITHERSBURG, Md - As a woman was leaving a Giant store a man sprayed liquid on her back. An examination revealed the liquid was human semen.

It happened at the Giant store located at 842 Muddy Branch Road on July 15, 2010.
Witnesses saw the man get into a gray vehicle and drive away.

On July 29, 2010, the Gaithersburg Police Investigative Section arrested 28-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr. of the 17000 block of Downing Street in Gaithersburg. Edwards was charged with second degree assault with additional charges forthcoming.

After his arrest and interview it was learned that there are additional unidentified victims. If you believe you have been a victim of such a crime and have seen Edwards please contact Detective Corporal Word at 301-258-6400.

An arrest warrant was obtained for Edwards. Edwards was released on a $4,000 bond.

[bipolarbear1968]

...she walked away with nut stains on her back.

[Snusdog]

You know.......................I had no idea what being "spider-man'd" meant.................but just knowing the forum...............I knew it wasn't going to be good

[Curtisp]

I am getting old, we used to call it ,get'n spackled..(like broken sheetrock).

[sgreger1]

No man, you know how spider man throws his hand out and then sprays white web all over the place? Same thing lol.

[NonServiam]

Kind of a drive-by spooging. I hope this doesn't catch on. We'll all have to walk around like we're going to a gallagher show! For some of you pups who don't know who gallagher is:

[c.nash]

SPIDER-MAN THAT HOE!

lol

[Roo]

I got Spider-WOMAN'd today as I was walking into the store. It was refreshing, given the heat of the afternoon.

[Simplysnus]

terrible

[Snusdog]

I got Spider-WOMAN'd today as I was walking into the store.

OK what........are you trying to tell me.................that you just got jacked up by some random chick....................by the coke machine............................ in front of the Big Buy Grocery Store and Gas Mart..................... who told you to get your shit together...........her dad warned her....................and why the hell can't you even do something as simple as taking out the garbage ?

Cause that shit happens to me EVERY day................IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY!!!!!!

[snusgetter]

I am getting old, we used to call it ,get'n spackled..

BUT THEN AGAIN

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS..

[Simplysnus]

Reminds me when I used to fap it at the restaurant, sorry to those who ate that day....



jk

[Snusdog]

................yea on second thought...........no meringue pie for me tonight..........just the check....................thanks

[LaZeR]

Why do I feel all eyes are on me...?

[Simplysnus]

Why do I feel all eyes are on me...?

I admit wondering if you'd be taking a "vacation" from snuson lol