Sex rehab? Borrrrrrrrrring. Now there's a fun new way to stop a cheater in his tracks: the do-it-yourself public service announcement.
One seriously pissed-off Brooklyn girl papered her neighborhood with homemade flyers outing a guy she took in to live with her. He was formerly homeless, she said. And after she gave him money, lodging -- and presumably, love -- he repaid her by bringing other women home to her place and having "mad, passionate nasty sex" with them.
As she puts it on the flyer, depicting this Photoshopped image of her Lothario's face:
Just imagine the voice-over: "May cause heartbreak and vomiting. May cause loss of appetite and dizzy spells. May cause your mother to hate him. May render you unable to date for years at a time ..."
http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/05/20/...h-a-cheater%2F
One seriously pissed-off Brooklyn girl papered her neighborhood with homemade flyers outing a guy she took in to live with her. He was formerly homeless, she said. And after she gave him money, lodging -- and presumably, love -- he repaid her by bringing other women home to her place and having "mad, passionate nasty sex" with them.
As she puts it on the flyer, depicting this Photoshopped image of her Lothario's face:
"Beware of me ... I haven't had a job in decades. Matter of fact look at my résumé it is a complete figment of my imagination. What's worse, I'm a man of 44 years with no job and no women so I use women to survive. I met a woman who gave me everything I wanted and needed. When I had no food, she fed me, when I had no roof, she made her home my own..."
Leaving aside this particular lady's taste in guys, we think she's on to something: Imagine if we got so advanced we stopped these guys before some poor women got her heart stomped on. What if we created anti-cheating public service ads starring all those dudes who really ought to come with warning labels? Think: The opposite of Greatboyfriends.Just imagine the voice-over: "May cause heartbreak and vomiting. May cause loss of appetite and dizzy spells. May cause your mother to hate him. May render you unable to date for years at a time ..."
http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/05/20/...h-a-cheater%2F
