My Farts Don't Smell

[Premium Parrots]

Should I be worried?

[wa3zrm]

Will they flame if you light them? Like this...

[danielan]

Guess you won't need one of these: https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/

[CoderGuy]

Could be this: http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/medica...e_diseases.htm

Funny... I had a friend once that after letting one rip happily boasted, "My farts smell like cinnamon!" to which I replied, "You have obviously never smelled cinnamon" LOL


CG

[bakerbarber]

I don't snore either. I might have to look this up.

Farts don't smell and silent snorer.

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Farts don't have noses, can YOU smell them?

[cj]

my farts smell like the botanical gardens

[bipolarbear1968]

My farts don't smell...

Yes they do! I can smell them all the way over here. errr..wait, That's Toque's Cheeze and Bacon up up my nose, nevermind.

[AllanH]

Eat some eggs, they smell great digested!

[sgreger1]

Yes they do! I can smell them all the way over here. errr..wait, That's Toque's Cheeze and Bacon up up my nose, nevermind.

Wait... does toque really have a bacon flavored snuff? Is that real?

[daruckis]

Wait... does toque really have a bacon flavored snuff? Is that real?

yeah. cheese and bacon. its not a bad scent, but i feel like the nic is lower than other snuffs. could just be me. doesnt burn the same though.

[danielan]

doesnt burn the same though.

Um, I don't snuff, but I'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to be burning it...

[Premium Parrots]

Toques cheeze and bacon is the best snuff toque makes, imo

[bipolarbear1968]

Toques cheeze and bacon is the best snuff toque makes, imo

No wonder your fart don't smell (lol).

[Guest]

Eat a hot curry PP, that should take care of that