The feminists have won! Biological warfare alert

[sgreger1]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...-oxytocin.html

Scientists develop spray to make men more affectionate using 'cuddle' hormone oxytocin


Scientists have invented what women want in a man - the sensitivity spray.


They say it is capable of turning the most macho of hunks into a dewy-eyed baby-kisser who says all the right things and stops going down the pub.

In related news, I am moving my family to the woods before my wife catches wind of this.

[Robert81]

I'd like to see someone spray that on the Eagles or Patriots before they play the Giants.

[desirexe]

Now if they were to develop a spray to keep my husband away from me, I'd buy that stuff by the case!

[danielan]

Now if they were to develop a spray to keep my husband away from me, I'd buy that stuff by the case!

Yea, I'm pretty sure my wife would prefer one that made me punch myself on command.

The lovey-dovey stuff lasted about 6 months - the next 14.5 years have mostly been about torturing one another (or perhaps protecting two other nice people from having to deal with us.)

[Snusdog]

This is a spray for young girls who have based all their notions about men on what they see on stupid chick flicks.

My wife is waiting for the-- take out the garbage, weed the front bed, and get the hell out of the house with the kids so she can clean-- version.

[truthwolf1]

Chauvinists could be turned into sensitive souls happy to watch weepy films and critique outfits on shopping trips and watch Sex and the City rather than Match of the Day.

No weepy films, No Sex and the City but these getting cornered shopping trip critiques are getting ridiculously tiresome in my house.
Is that not what a girlfriend is for?

[danielan]

these getting cornered shopping trip critiques are getting ridiculously tiresome in my house.
Is that not what a girlfriend is for?

There are at least two methods that can help you:
1. Honesty - "Why yes, those shorts do make your butt look big. I think I saw some control top pantyhose in the next aisle though."
2. Bad Taste - "I think you look better in olive drab or camouflage." or "Maybe if you unbuttoned 3 buttons it would look nicer."

I don't get invited along on shopping trips very often.

[texasmade]

so they made a sissy bitch man spray? that's fine now make one that turns women into naked oil wrestlers and we gotta deal

[sgreger1]

Now if they were to develop a spray to keep my husband away from me, I'd buy that stuff by the case!

Hire a 21 year old babysitter and make sure the house is well stocked with alcohol. That will fix your problem.

[sgreger1]

Also, when are they coming out with the panty drop spray? That's what these scientists should be working on. Right now the liquid panty dropper (alcohol) works well enough but science could do better.

[WickedKitchen]

Don't need any of that spray. I'm affectionate enough to turn our bedroom into a friggin' carnival ride more often than I need too.

Y'know being honest IS the best way to go. If I don't think my wife looks good in an outfit I will not hesitate to tell her. Now, after 11 years I've learned to at least wait until I am asked my opinion. If I'm not asked I just shut up, which is difficult but I guess it's part of being an adult.

Now what I need gallons of for my wife is Logic spray...I'd make her mainline the stuff.

[danielan]

Hire a 21 year old babysitter and make sure the house is well stocked with alcohol. That will fix your problem.

Excellent idea!

[Owens187]

Hire a 21 year old babysitter and make sure the house is well stocked with alcohol. That will fix your problem.

What is it about snus that attracts Genius?