I just have to ask.

[Monkey]

I didn't knock anyone for posting. I just wondered how some of you have the time.

I'm pooping while posting.

Multitasking!

Mike

[TabakJack]

I didn't knock anyone for posting. I just wondered how some of you have the time.

I'm pooping while posting.

Multitasking!

Mike

Eeeew. I hereby dub pooping while posting, "poopsting"*



*warning: poopsting may lead to unsanitary laptop conditions.

[RedMacGregor]

posting from my android phone FTW

[Bigblue1]

Screw your android..... I have no mobile phone and hope never to have one again. That being said I love my computer, but I don't need to carry a mini -me version of it with me to feel important.

You know it's funny how we managed without these e-leashes for so long. When I carried one, I never wanted the next best one. I hated the thing. There is something so not human about them. end mini rant. Its just your post was so bragging.... how you ask? if you have to ask. check yourself....

//////////end unabomber rant now//////i

[sgreger1]

I disagree Blue. I don't ever upgrade my phone since I only use it to call my wife or family and I text a lot but never use the internet. But the droid is cool and especially for someone witha business having a sweet phone can be usefull.

I don't see the phone as a leash, but that's also because I don't give my number to anyone so it never rings. But these new phones are awesome, we are finnaly starting to catch up with the other sucky countries that have been ahead of us for years.

[Veganpunk]

I have a very boring desk job, that has access to this forum.

This.

[GhandiSnus]

The day they institute a masturbation tax... is the day the revolution begins!

Thats not the scary part.
Bothers me is how they would regulate a masturbation tax.

Electronic collars on our p**pees?. A man who stands in the corner and watches you every night? Cameras in every room? Or a probability based formula, that would roughly calculate the amount you do it, and tax you based on that?

[Paul]

why I post?

Simple:
My wife is tired of listening to me talking about snus....

[Veganpunk]

why I post?

Simple:
My wife is tired of listening to me talking about snus....

Mine gets fed up with it too. She can't stand the snuff though. Hate's that I do it, but respects the fact that it helps me.

[Paul]

well mine is happy because after all the patches, gums, and medication i FINALLY stopped my smoking habit.

The only other person that i know that uses snus it's my twin ...when we get together it's sister in law nagging time...lol

[sgreger1]

The day they institute a masturbation tax... is the day the revolution begins!

Thats not the scary part.
Bothers me is how they would regulate a masturbation tax.

Electronic collars on our p**pees?. A man who stands in the corner and watches you every night? Cameras in every room? Or a probability based formula, that would roughly calculate the amount you do it, and tax you based on that?

Think 1984 man, telescreens watching your penis at all times! lol

[f. bandersnatch]

^I think you have just figured out how our government can create more boring, soul-crushingly depressive jobs. Economy fixed! Next problem, please.

[sgreger1]

I see the future:


1)Telescreens means technology
2)Technology means requires electricity
3)Electricity = evil
4)Conclusion: telescreens will destroy the planet and cause global warming!

In other news, congress is mulling over proposal to tax telescreens to make them more energy efficient, better at staring at your penis.

And it would just go downhill from there...

"Obama signs stimulis initiative to create "penis ready jobs" . "

"PACT (Protect a cock tax) act passes the house and awaits presidents approval, will help to ramp up efforts at collecting masturbation tax needed to fund healthcare, as masturbation costs the HC industry an estimated 50 billion annually according to the CBO."

[Owens187]

For all of your signature needs!

Epic.

Tons of fu*king epic.

All kinds of win.

[GoVegan]

PACT (Protect a cock tax)

LMFAO