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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9762

    #91
    avoiding the question???


    OMG, now we know for sure......




    quietly steps away from Lazer.
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • LaZeR
      Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 3994

      #92
      Originally posted by Premium Parrots
      avoiding the question???


      OMG, now we know for sure......

      quietly steps away from Lazer.
      For clarity. If I could suck my own penis then I might give it a go but I will NEVER entertain the thought of another man's penis anywhere close my mouth.

      Cheers!

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      • Christi
        Member
        • Dec 2009
        • 2104

        #93
        Originally posted by LaZeR
        Originally posted by Premium Parrots
        avoiding the question???


        OMG, now we know for sure......

        quietly steps away from Lazer.
        For clarity. If I could suck my own penis then I might give it a go but I will NEVER entertain the thought of another man's penis anywhere close my mouth.

        Cheers!
        ROFL

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9762

          #94
          Originally posted by LaZeR

          For clarity. If I could suck my own penis then I might give it a go

          Cheers!

          If I could I still wouldn't.


          I know where mines been........... :lol:
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • LaZeR
            Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 3994

            #95
            Originally posted by Premium Parrots
            Originally posted by LaZeR

            For clarity. If I could suck my own penis then I might give it a go

            Cheers!

            If I could I still wouldn't.


            I know where mines been........... :lol:


            My sympathies...

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9762

              #96
              giddie up
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • ladysnus
                Member
                • Mar 2009
                • 601

                #97
                Good thread, and where the he'll was I?
                O think I was eating some pie
                :wink:

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                • texasmade
                  Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4159

                  #98
                  i like pie.... :P

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                  • Mordred
                    Member
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 342

                    #99
                    Originally posted by Christi
                    He is strange for sure.

                    He will only watch straight porn, any lesbian sex and it has to be turned off.

                    I have teased that he is gay, he didn't like that kind of teasing.
                    Odd. I know a guy who's the other way around, he'll only watch lesbian porn, because he doesn't want to look at other guys private parts.

                    That said, if your hubby ever accidentally came into possession of a lesbian porn DVD, I'd gladly take it off his hands.

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                    • RedMacGregor
                      Member
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 554

                      #100

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                      • snupy
                        Member
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 575

                        #101
                        Originally posted by LaZeR
                        If I could suck my own penis then I might give it a go
                        OMG! If I could suck my own dick, I would never leave the house again and be on welfare the rest of my life.

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                        • texasmade
                          Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 4159

                          #102
                          Originally posted by snupy
                          Originally posted by LaZeR
                          If I could suck my own penis then I might give it a go
                          OMG! If I could suck my own dick, I would never leave the house again and be on welfare the rest of my life.

                          just bust out laughing mashed prilla all in my teeth.

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                          • sheilalynn
                            Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 1103

                            #103
                            Originally posted by ladysnus
                            Good thread, and where the he'll was I?
                            O think I was eating some pie
                            :wink:
                            Another pie eater amongst us? :P

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                            • Ainkor
                              Member
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 1144

                              #104
                              This thread is the ultimate example of what happens when you get a group of folks together with similar interests.

                              Some conclusions one could draw from this thread (And others, totally throwing out the correlation doesn't equal causation theory):

                              Men on the boards likes tobacco.

                              Women on the boards like tobacco.

                              Assuming both of those things, we can assume the following:

                              If you like tobacco and are a male, you wish you could suck your own reproductive organs, and most likely wouldn't leave home. You also dig bi-sexual women and are ok with watching / participating in said she on she action.

                              If you are a female, you enjoy tobacco, penis's and the occasional treat of performing sex acts on and having sex acts performed on you by and with other females.

                              If your name is LaZeR you are just so completely undersexed that even the mention of something as innocent as an erector set gets you excited and ready to raise the flag on the flag pole, repeatedly.

                              Carry on!

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                              • Premium Parrots
                                Super Moderators
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 9762

                                #105
                                .........and the cheeze stands alone.
                                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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