Need idea's men

[Premium Parrots]

You had better check your hubbys pulse to make sure he is still alive.

[Christi]

You had better check your hubbys pulse to make sure he is still alive.

LOL. Maybe he doesn't want me to know he likes it because he thinks I might turn lesbian once I find someone willing to do the one thing I love most!

[Veganpunk]

It seems you and Lazer are in the same boat. That sad sad boat.

[RedMacGregor]

9 years in, the wife still wears "those" outfits for me.. and even mouth to bone action in the office occasionally! woohoo!

[Premium Parrots]

You had better check your hubbys pulse to make sure he is still alive.

LOL. Maybe he doesn't want me to know he likes it because he thinks I might turn lesbian once I find someone willing to do the one thing I love most!

Typical woman.........geez

[Christi]

OH well, I have learned to deal with it. If I have to resort to mouth to bone then he should put out some mouth action as well. Don't ya think?!

[Veganpunk]

OH well, I have learned to deal with it. If I have to resort to mouth to bone then he should put out some mouth action as well. Don't ya think?!

I agree fully. It's one of lifes great pleasures!

[sgreger1]

a hooker would be nice.



better yet.....if you have a cute girl friend that could join you both in the sak. That would be a great gift for both of you.

OH no PP, he would NOT like that. I have asked to have a fun round like that before. He considers lesbian sex to be NASTY. I told him he was the only straight man in the free world who thought that. Then I proceeded to ask if I could just have a gf and he said no that was cheating.

Very good idea though!!! I sure do like it.

Tell him it doesn't have to be a lesbian thing, he can just bang two girls at once. How could he not like that?

To say no to something like that, you would have to be so far in the closet that you would be seeing Narnia.

[RedMacGregor]

maybe tell him to bring a buddy instead of you bringing a GF?

[Christi]

Guys I think it is a loss with adding another to our bedroom...I have been trying for 3 years. A buddy of his, a gf of mine, he says no to it all.

I even told him he could pick the girl...nothing.

Oh well :roll:

[daruckis]

this is just ridiculous. i cant take any more of this nonsense.

[RedMacGregor]

how about a nice leather toolbelt? run ya $30-40 at home despot

[Premium Parrots]

Just forget about the hubby and get yourself a rottweiler. :roll:

[sagedil]

OH well, I have learned to deal with it. If I have to resort to mouth to bone then he should put out some mouth action as well. Don't ya think?!

You have to TRY to get him to go down on you????????

Loser.

[Ainkor]

I even told him he could pick the girl...nothing.

You have to TRY to get him to go down on you????????

Loser.

Damn. All I got to say about that.

Name me one man (other than that mass of flesh you assume to be a man) who would not be down for that.

I'm almost as sad for you as I am for LaZeR.

Dinner at the Y, carpet cleaning, the vladimir lick-n-stick, the peruvian upsidedown cake may all sound different but are one of the funnest things ever. There isn't much better in the world than making someone squirm with delight!

Just remember, good sex isn't the biggest focal point of a relationship, but a bad sex life is. it wears you down and leaves you seriously unhappy.

Oh, and while I enjoy a good sandusky sucker for the b-day, one must always remember the magic word: R-E-C-I-P-R-O-C-I-T-Y

I bounce, you bounce, we both bounce!

p.s. 19 years and going