State of The Union 2010 Drinking Game

[desirexe]

Watching right now! They should add that you have to take a shot every time Pelosi makes a weird facial gesture. I can't take my eyes off her, seated behind Obama. She is such a distraction! What's Obama talking about!?

[Premium Parrots]

is that the vice-pres behind and to the left? He's still awake at least.

[sgreger1]

sodrunk now

Lollololol

[LaZeR]

sodrunk now

+1

[daruckis]

is that the vice-pres behind and to the left? He's still awake at least.

anybody catch biden almost clap at something and realize obama was still talking, and then look really embarrassed.

[sgreger1]

I'm very upset that I missed jeopardy and wheel of fortune for that.



But, I am glad to hear that Obama is against illegal immigration and wants to enforce a secured closed border.

And he's for nuclear energy!

I though only racist republicans were against illegal immigration and only evil corporate capitalist pigs endorsed nuclear power?



You know i'm young so this is all new to me but it's amazing to watch as power swings from right to left, and back, and how both sides are just bullshitting their way through it.


I'm watching the republican response and the speaker strategically refers to individuals as "her" instead of "him" and they frequently cut the camera to the emotional looking black kid. It's just all so fake.


Everything is so fake. It's like watching Fidel Castro give a speech, "We must have freedom, we must win over the rebels, we must export more and make our nation strong!! More freedom and liberty for our great nation!". Obama's just missing the mustache. He's just saying the same shit Bush said, though much more eloquently.


I just hope to God the economy recovers soon. I go to work every day hoping I don't get canned.

[daruckis]

i thought it was a very good speech. though i couldnt stop cracking jokes the entire time.

but still, i tuned in for abc comedy wednesdays. i wanted to watch modern family, god dammit.

[RobsanX]

But, I am glad to hear that Obama is against illegal immigration and wants to enforce a secured closed border.

And he's for nuclear energy!

I though only racist republicans were against illegal immigration and only evil corporate capitalist pigs endorsed nuclear power?

Believe it or not the man actually has some common sense. If only the haters would take a minute to listen.

That's not too likely to happen though, they're too busy hating.

[chadizzy1]

The ULTIMATE Obama Speech Drinking Game

Any time Obama makes a big pause between words or sentences take a shot.

You will DIE of Alcohol Poisoning.

And I *pause* want to be clear *pause* with the American *long pause* people. I *pause* want to bring real *pause* change *pause* to America.

JESUS H CHRIST that's like a bottle.

[Bluesteak]

Finished off the last of my Sailor Jerry's, Dont think I want to get into my Captain 100 proof tho....

[tom502]

I did like how he said to slash tax breaks for companies that take jobs overseas. I think this is a main problem, lack of jobs, because the companies seek cheap labor over in 3rd world nations.

What I didn't like was the whole staged charade, it reminded me of the movie 1984, when they's all stand up and raise their hands over their heads. Sometimes too, it seemed like a tent revival with audiance overcome by the spirit going crazy as if possessed.

And so many times, they all stood up and applauded, and I am thinking, why did that deserve a standing ovation, I think they must have off camera signs that say "applaud", "standing ovation", that they would cue now and again.

But then at times he would mimic Bush with his war bully rhetoric.

It's all a sham, a puppet controlled by the multi national corporations and world bankers.

[truthwolf1]

That beady Nancy Pelosi in the background just nodding and grining through the entire speech just gave me the creeps.

I swear she is a Reptilian. lol

more lies to calm to sheep before the slaughter.

[chadizzy1]

That beady Nancy Pelosi in the background just nodding and grining through the entire speech just gave me the creeps.

I swear she is a Reptilian. lol

more lies to calm to sheep before the slaughter.

http://mindstew.wordpress.com/2009/0...t-or-an-alien/

Physical Observations:

Skin. It looks as though she has some sort of synthetic skin covering. It could be some kind of bio-mechanical material draped over a mechanical or extraterrestrial skeleton.
Eyes. Always open to the point it looks insane, her eyes are simply creepy. In addition, her eyes never blink. This has people all over begging the question “What the ****?”
Face. Varies greatly in shape and structure from the human species. Again, this appears to be made of some plastic or synthetic material. Definitely not carbon based.
Behavioral Observations:

This being seems to have no sense of human mannerisms. Its body language is strangely stiff and emotionless.
Speech Patterns – the cadence of this being’s speech once again has no resemblance to a thinking & feeling homo sapien. Scientist theorize that only after massive doses of barbiturates would a human speak that way.
Although this being demonstrates, at times, an adult human vocabulary, it almost never communicates a logical thought. In addition, this being thinks and speaks in a way consistent with what psychologists refer to as “batshit crazy”.

[LaZeR]

Skin. It looks as though she has some sort of synthetic skin covering. It could be some kind of bio-mechanical material draped over a mechanical or extraterrestrial skeleton.
Eyes. Always open to the point it looks insane, her eyes are simply creepy. In addition, her eyes never blink. This has people all over begging the question “What the ****?”
Face. Varies greatly in shape and structure from the human species. Again, this appears to be made of some plastic or synthetic material. Definitely not carbon based.
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[tom502]

Whatever it is, it's not human.