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  • Hack Horror Writer
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    • Jan 2010
    • 9

    #16
    Name's J.C., last name omitted for my own sake.

    27 year old Hack Horror Writer from the wilds of Kentucky, married with 3 kids, a lovely (and very tolerant) wife, a dog with three legs, a perfectly round beagle, one insane kitten, a laid back cat, and a high strung marsupial. Graduate of the University of Louisville, published author and short story writer in the world of pulp horror, where the pay stinks, name recognition happens 50 years after you're dead, and you try to avoid making eye contact with the people you once took courses on writing with.

    Outside of that, I'm strange. I mean, STRANGE, with a whole lot of exclamation points. Love old country, blues, jazz, and folk music, as well as Irish drinking songs, but I do my drinking in a punk rock bar. Only man I know with a background in steamboat deck work, and my office at home is a collection of the macabre artifacts to set the mood and provider conversation pieces...mixed in with rocking chairs and a toybox.

    Because writing isn't a profit industry, and because my wife scrapes by as an independent filmmaker, I also work in health insurance...no, not selling the stuff. I'm the guy who reviews denials or incorrect processing when you write a letter telling us you want to. However, as soon as I tap into the mainstream by getting a brain transplant from King or Barker, I'll drop that gig. Meaning that I'm already part of the company's 401K program and looking at retirement gifts, considering the likelihood. I drink good bourbon, bad vodka, and cheap beer, and when I smoke I tend to go for the Rex Brittania cigars (Mangy Bastards). Most of the time, though, a can of Ettans and a bottle of strong wheat beer sets me right, especially when trying to figure out another term for eviscerate that isn't "gut".

    And you fine folks?

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    • sgreger1
      Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 9451

      #17
      Originally posted by Hack Horror Writer
      Name's J.C., last name omitted for my own sake.

      27 year old Hack Horror Writer from the wilds of Kentucky, married with 3 kids, a lovely (and very tolerant) wife, a dog with three legs, a perfectly round beagle, one insane kitten, a laid back cat, and a high strung marsupial. Graduate of the University of Louisville, published author and short story writer in the world of pulp horror, where the pay stinks, name recognition happens 50 years after you're dead, and you try to avoid making eye contact with the people you once took courses on writing with.

      Outside of that, I'm strange. I mean, STRANGE, with a whole lot of exclamation points. Love old country, blues, jazz, and folk music, as well as Irish drinking songs, but I do my drinking in a punk rock bar. Only man I know with a background in steamboat deck work, and my office at home is a collection of the macabre artifacts to set the mood and provider conversation pieces...mixed in with rocking chairs and a toybox.

      Because writing isn't a profit industry, and because my wife scrapes by as an independent filmmaker, I also work in health insurance...no, not selling the stuff. I'm the guy who reviews denials or incorrect processing when you write a letter telling us you want to. However, as soon as I tap into the mainstream by getting a brain transplant from King or Barker, I'll drop that gig. Meaning that I'm already part of the company's 401K program and looking at retirement gifts, considering the likelihood. I drink good bourbon, bad vodka, and cheap beer, and when I smoke I tend to go for the Rex Brittania cigars (Mangy Bastards). Most of the time, though, a can of Ettans and a bottle of strong wheat beer sets me right, especially when trying to figure out another term for eviscerate that isn't "gut".

      And you fine folks?
      Welcome to snuson JC! you'r gonna fit in real well around here lol

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9763

        #18
        I am who I am........get used to it
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • MojoQuestor
          Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 2344

          #19
          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
          I am who I am........get used to it
          I can't even get used to who I am.

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          • texasmade
            Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 4159

            #20
            the names eric.

            some things about me.

            born in gulfport, mississippi spent the majority of my life in texas but moved all over the south during my elementary school years.

            I once wrote an essay on the importance of symbolism in beowulf while under heavy influence of dried plants materials and made a 98 on it.

            i took the modest proposal seriously and tried to cook my baby brother once...well not really but it crossed my mind once or twice.

            small breast turn me on...but only when accompanied with thick thighs, a big ass and a small waist.

            i like women that think feminists are a step back in evolution.

            one day i plan on running a country..or taking over america and changing history.

            whenever someone says they voted for obama i say "oh you voted for bush this year too"

            im a spiritual person, but not religious. i think modern organized religion is mental enslavement.

            i am currently in the process of growing dreads because i want to.

            i naturally became a vegan. Over time i just stopped eating meat and dairy products. I never intended to it just happened.

            i am engaged, plan on getting married before the age of 21 and having my first child around 22 or 23.

            the only reason i chose psychology as my major is because i am good as manipulating and persuading people.

            i started snusing july of 08

            i like provoking people in yahoo answers to pass time.

            snuson is where i spend the majprity of my time when i am around a computer.

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            • adm
              Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 240

              #21
              Oh. OK then.....while we're all outgassing....

              43 year old.....UK resident, born in the mid 60's to a hardcore army officer (Paras) and a nurse.

              Not much to remark on during my early years - nice neighbourhood, nice school etc...started to go a bit off the rails around 13 or 14 when Punk (the first time around) got big time and ended up running wild for the next ten years or so. Took time out to do my best to destroy everything my parents held dear as symbols of the system......did stupid shit like deal drugs, dye my hair all colours, cut most of it, off set fire to our house and my school, do loads of drugs, meet god...you know how teens are....

              Then - figured out it was probably easier to fight the system from the inside - especially if you didn't stand out and set off all the alarms every time anybody looked at you.

              Umm....so twenty or so years later I work for a multibillion dollar corporation doing mergers and acquisitions, corporate strategy and other....stuff. Looks like I got bought by the system I was so keen on destroying :shock: I'm now the offcentre corporate hitman that gets wheeled out to fix ****ed up things, or snatch rusty prizes - but in most ways I still have my self respect as I will only go out to play on jobs I don't think **** other people up too badly. Kind of like the last Samurai who has a master he doesn't approve of, whose code of honour forces him to do stuff he's not quite happy with - but which will get done in his own way to make sure the code isn't broken and honour isn't sacrificed on the altar of profitability. Mind you, I like to make a profit....

              Still. Ended up with a beautiful wife that I adore, and I think the feeling is mutual :roll: Three boy children from 9 to 5 - so maybe I'll set them up to do the stuff I wish I did, but never got around to. Or maybe if I'm a better person, I'll let them do whatever they want....

              Other stuff: I play guitar badly, am about to buy a saxophone to learn to play that, brew world class craftbrewed ales, grow my own weed, make my own cheese, travel the world 70% of my time (not always a good thing) and stay at home the rest. I love to cook and also enjoy gaming, cycling, swimming, walking and...some other stuff.

              I have a huge dog - 180lb Scottish Deerhound. Best type of dog in the world, although that's just my opinion. I have a big, old ****off house in the middle of nowhere and a large german 4x4. My wife rides the bus, teaches at our kids' school and blows tramps (probably not).

              So. Some good, some bad. What a long strange trip it's been.

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              • Ainkor
                Member
                • Sep 2008
                • 1144

                #22
                Hi, my name is Spider Jo Richardson and here is a bit about me:

                I was born in 1927 in a small town in Arkansas. My family migrated out west during the dust bowl years and I started doing odd jobs for whoever I could around the L.A. area. I got my big break in 47 and got into the fledgling adult movie industry. I started off a "crotch warmer". For those not in the porn business, that's the person that gets the ladies ready for action. We mainly used mineral oil back in the day and you couldn't believe how many shirts I ruined with that. My pappy was a horse doctor and that's where I go that idea from. It's amazing that you can almost put both arms up a horses birth canal and still have room to do the hand jive.

                Adult films through the 40's and 50's were an odd business. I've had the pleasure (har har!) of working with some of the greatest out there. Jane Hamilton, director Lindsay Honey and producer David Friedman come to mind.

                As the years drug on, I moved into actually filming movies and while I don't want to brag, I have made quite a few that have won very prestigious awards. I won a directors award for best gang bang of 1981 with 8 or more men in it.

                I'm on my 8th marriage, mainly due to the fact that I still have a knack for test driving the leading ladies in my movies and for some reason my then current wife usually has an issue with that. I remember an old saying my grandmother said "How can you get mad at a dog for chewing up your shoes? You're a dumb ass for leaving them out and their just a dog, its what they do." I guess people think that if you marry and famous adult film director that they will be a saint.

                I have 12 kids total (that I know about) and while most will think its odd, I am the exclusive director for 3 of my kids movies. It was odd at first but we all also grew up as nudists so its really no different that a kid becoming a plumber because that's what his dad did.

                While I do not consider myself religious, I am spiritual. There is something other worldly about the female body, and I thank God every day that I get paid to look at and film the best out there.

                I am possibly looking to retire in a few years and I will probably take a year or two and tour Europe with my newest wife. She is just turning 20 now so at least she would be able to have a nice glass of wine with me at a restaurant without me having to explain that she is my wife.
























                If you took the time to read that, ha!

                In all reality I am a 36 year old married man with 3 kids. My wife and I just celebrated our 19th anniversary and even after all this time she is the love of my life. My oldest son turns 18 next month and I have a 16 year old daughter and a 13 year old son.

                I am a District Manager for a local restaurant franchisee and I love my job. I get to share my knowledge about how to be successful in the business world while keeping your integrity and sanity.

                I always have incredible business ideas, but never enough time or money to make them a reality, and thats fine by me. I am an eternal optimist and tomorrow will always be better than today.

                I love to read, in fact, I don't just read, I devour books. I can speed read about 2000 words per minute, but I slow down a bit for recreational reading and usually can finish a 500 page book in about 3 hours.

                I am also an incredible geek. If its computers, I know about it. If it's about smartphones, I am your man. At last count I had 10 of em laying around with most of the major cell phone operating systems since 2000.

                Aside from all that, I'm a likable guy, I can be really funny, but I also love to just sit and be by myself at times. I like to reflect on the world and events and I love to talk about philosophy.

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                • texasmade
                  Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4159

                  #23
                  ^ bastard lol you got me

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                  • Ainkor
                    Member
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 1144

                    #24
                    Originally posted by texasmade
                    ^ bastard lol you got me
                    :P

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                    • Hack Horror Writer
                      New Member
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 9

                      #25
                      Originally posted by adm
                      I...brew world class craftbrewed ales,
                      You, sir, I like. Immediately and without any exception.

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                      • adm
                        Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 240

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Hack Horror Writer
                        Originally posted by adm
                        I...brew world class craftbrewed ales,
                        You, sir, I like. Immediately and without any exception.


                        This non-Bud's for you....

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                        • Monkey
                          Senior Member
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 3290

                          #27
                          Hi. My name is Mike.

                          I was born in Brooklyn NY. I had a normal childhood in a lower middle class family. I was a fat kid. My parents instilled a good work ethic in me and I'm still trying to break that...haha.

                          I started smoking at the age of 14. At the age of 18, I went to college and lived in Rhode Island for a couple years, mostly Providence. I moved to New York for the hot s*** job i wanted on my resume. I then moved to Florida because I knocked up my soon to be ex-wife. I have 2 kids aged 3 1/2 (boy) and 2 (girl). I am currently separated from my wife, she lives with her boyfriend, we are evenly sharing the kids time and going for joint custody, and I'm fine with that.

                          I have played bass guitar for 14 years and can also play the violin, guitar and recorder. I have been in bands (metal) and recorded some demos. I played at CBGB's before it closed with one band I was in. I also like to read.

                          I used to do a lot of drugs but stopped and don't do any at all. I used to drink all day, every day but now rarely drink, and have learned self control. I still love a good wine and food pairing.

                          I am 29 and one of two sous chefs for a Florida theme park.

                          I can be an a*****e, and I am extremely good at it when properly motivated, but I hate being petty.

                          I like to learn something new each day.

                          I could stand to lose 20 pounds.

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                          • GoVegan
                            Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 5603

                            #28
                            I am 41 years old going on 16 and have a fantastic wife and kid. I have lived in California for most of my life except when I was in the military for about 5 years where I was stationed in Virginia and Saudi Arabia. I have a BA in history and have a passion for social sciences. I have worked in social services as a caseworker for well over a decade and cannot believe that I actually have a job that pays me to help people. I feel that spirituality is important and love reading books by Paramhansa Yogananda. I follow Christianity but I also feel that we will all choose the spiritual path that we need to take and that there are many paths to the same destination. As humans, we have the potential to accomplish anything if we can just learn to work together. For hobbies I like to go camping, scuba diving and have just started kayaking. My favorite place in the world is Lake Tahoe and I have never had a bad vacation there yet. Politically, I was a devout conservative in my younger years but tend to lean more towards the left as I get older.

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                            • CoderGuy
                              Member
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 2679

                              #29
                              You all are so ... normal. I will omit my history as it would sound like I was making it up or making fun of the thread.

                              Currently, 47, single and kidless. Anti-religion and obsessed with the paranormal. I am a Sr. Software Engineer working for a very large company. I am a technophile movie buff early adopter who spends all his money on gadgets. I am self-centered and uncompromising (hence the single and kidless) and am completely fine with that. I have a very good and quirky sense of humor and totally fit the description of jolly. I love Enya-esc music unless I am trying to concentrate or relax, in which I then switch to very hard rock (the harder the rock the better I concentrate).

                              Well I guess that about covers it. Nice to meet you.

                              CG

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                              • Roo
                                Member
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 3446

                                #30
                                Originally posted by CoderGuy
                                You all are so ... normal. I will omit my history as it would sound like I was making it up or making fun of the thread.
                                Oh you tease... Try me.

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