lets write a story

[texasmade]

add on as you see fit.


once upon a time there was a boy. he was young and curious. one day he was in the store and saw a man that was new to the area. this man had a bag that he clutched tightly in his hand. the boy, being curious by nature snuck up behind the man and snatched the bag. the man screamed "no little boy don't open the bag!", but the boy payed no mind. He slowly openede the bag and peered inside....

[Premium Parrots]

ok












lmao

[Premium Parrots]

sorry man I just had to lock this thread for a while. locking it was almost as funny as it was wrong lmao

[texasmade]

all in good fun no worries...but i must say i don't really like your addition to the story.

[Owens187]

The end.
























:lol:

[Snusophile]

PEE PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[texasmade]

The end.
























:lol:

damn cliffhangers. somebody bless us with a sequel.

[LaZeR]

Re: lets write a story

add on as you see fit.


once upon a time there was a boy. he was young and curious. one day he was in the store and saw a man that was new to the area. this man had a bag that he clutched tightly in his hand. the boy, being curious by nature snuck up behind the man and snatched the bag. the man screamed "no little boy don't open the bag!", but the boy payed no mind. He slowly openede the bag and peered inside....

[RedMacGregor]

whens the part when you're standing there in sun-god robes where thousands of screaming women are throwing small pickles at your feet?

[texasmade]

then he peers inside and BOOM! he dies. because it was a bomb. the man is blown back and knocked unconcious. he dreams that he is standing there in sun-god robes where thousands of screaming women are throwing small pickles at his feet....

[Veganpunk]

And he realizes that he forgot to register in his new neighborhood. An angry mob of parents show up at his door and.....

[daruckis]

...throw small pickles at his feet. the dudes like, right on, this is just like my dream.

[LaZeR]

And then he whipped out his glock and...

[triplethreat675]

And his trusty fleshlight....

[LaZeR]

...He stuck the Glock (whilst fully cocked) into the fleshlight and...