THE WHINERS THREAD

[snupy]

Right now I especially hate mornings! My two alarms either didn't go off or else I slept through them! I woke up to hearing my kid tell me bye before he ran outside to catch the bus. I feel like the worst parent!

YAY! I knew you had it in you!

[cobrageezer]

It sucks to spend one seventh of your life on monday. Also first thing in the morning is a shitty place to start your day. :P

[LaZeR]

Today I'm pissed off at my own avatar.

[desirexe]

UGGGHHHH Dammit!!! Just got the phone call! My son will have no school Tues. or Wed. because of Ida. She is such a bitch!!!

[RobsanX]

UGGGHHHH Dammit!!! Just got the phone call! My son will have no school Tues. or Wed. because of Ida. She is such a bitch!!!

Don't feel bad. Ike ruined my wedding last year!

[badlands]

my sister needs to MOVE OUT of my house.

[AtreyuKun]

My wife wants to buy a house we can't afford.
I'm going to try and pay for it with a job that I hate.
There's that bitch Ida out there raining and shit.
I want to play Gears of War 2, but I'm going to watch Ice Age instead.

Somebody hand me a damn shotgun.

[texasmade]

my girlfriend is sick and complains nonstop about needing more meds

[Owens187]

Obama is a socialist marxist who supports communism and will kill my grandma with his health care and raise my taxes even as he has increased the national deficit by giving $787 billion to ACORN to stimulate Ayers the communist to silence intellectuals such as Sarah Palin.

I shall therefore take my teabagging ass to the streets to protest!

WAA! WAA! WAA!

...I really like the way this guy thinks!!!!

DOWN with the Obamanation!!!

[ddandb]

I was at the Doctors the other week and before I see him the Nurse takes me in first for weight and blood pressure. After she's done she asks if I want a flu shot. So I said ok. She then asks me if I have any health problems.

How do I know? I haven't seen the Doctor yet. Maybe we should wait on the shot until I see him?


Oh, and the Doctor stuck his finger up my butt.

[Premium Parrots]

.......Oh, and the Doctor stuck his finger up my butt.

Are you sure? Did he have both hands on your shoulders when he did that?

[LaZeR]

.......Oh, and the Doctor stuck his finger up my butt.

Are you sure? Did he have both hands on your shoulders when he did that?

:lol:

Thanks. I just swallowed a portions of General Onyx and blew Snuff all over my desk.

[snupy]

Are you sure? Did he have both hands on your shoulders when he did that?

And if he did, can I have his number?

[ddandb]

.......Oh, and the Doctor stuck his finger up my butt.

Are you sure? Did he have both hands on your shoulders when he did that?

No.
But he did ask me if I wanted a second opinion. Then he would use two fingers.

[MojoQuestor]

I think the time has come for this:

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