Attn: Tree hugging hippies

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • VBSnus
    Member
    • Jul 2009
    • 532

    #1

    Attn: Tree hugging hippies

    I printed a report today, it tooks 80 pages. I might just do it again tomorrow. Then wrap them in plastic and burn them. Then I'll go eat some meat.

  • JPono
    Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 415

    #2
    Because?

    Comment

    • VBSnus
      Member
      • Jul 2009
      • 532

      #3
      Originally posted by JPono
      Because?
      Actually I had to print the report. My client requires that I print two copies and ship them instead of that newfangled "email" whatchamadoodle.

      Isn't technology grand?

      Comment

      • JPono
        Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 415

        #4
        Originally posted by VBSnus
        Originally posted by JPono
        Because?
        Actually I had to print the report. My client requires that I print two copies and ship them instead of that newfangled "email" whatchamadoodle.

        Isn't technology grand?
        So, you're impressed with yourself why?

        Comment

        • captncaveman
          Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 924

          #5
          I plan on converting all my vehicles to run on coal, well anything that will burn really.

          I had 5 larger boxes of printer paper. 50 pounds of paper each box (i borrowed them from work. Never didn't anything with them). I had left them outside for over a year hahahahaha. Will provide some good heat for a party this winter.

          Comment

          • VBSnus
            Member
            • Jul 2009
            • 532

            #6
            Originally posted by JPono
            Originally posted by VBSnus
            Originally posted by JPono
            Because?
            Actually I had to print the report. My client requires that I print two copies and ship them instead of that newfangled "email" whatchamadoodle.

            Isn't technology grand?
            So, you're impressed with yourself why?
            I'm not. This post is purely parody and sarcasm.

            I plan on converting all my vehicles to run on coal, well anything that will burn really.
            Don't forget to dump the excess in a state park.

            Comment

            • cj
              Member
              • Jul 2009
              • 1563

              #7
              LOL love it

              Comment

              • captncaveman
                Member
                • Jul 2008
                • 924

                #8
                Originally posted by VBSnus
                Don't forget to dump the excess in a state park.
                Now you are using your head, plus that would be a great place for all my used syringes!!!!

                Comment

                • Veganpunk
                  Member
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 5382

                  #9
                  Don't come crying to me when all of you guys get the mad cow disease that turns into the mad people disease which will turn into the mad zombie disease!!!

                  Comment

                  • VBSnus
                    Member
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 532

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Veganpunk
                    Don't come crying to me when all of you guys get the mad cow disease that turns into the mad people disease which will turn into the mad zombie disease!!!
                    You know, I thought of you when I posted that original pic. You might like these:





                    Comment

                    • Veganpunk
                      Member
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 5382

                      #11
                      That last one is so true. So many relatives/friends ask us where do we get our protein, and they're overweight. I'm just glad our 2 year old is on target weight wise, because so many people kept telling us she's going to waste away. :lol:

                      Comment

                      • VBSnus
                        Member
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 532

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Veganpunk
                        That last one is so true. So many relatives/friends ask us where do we get our protein, and they're overweight. I'm just glad our 2 year old is on target weight wise, because so many people kept telling us she's going to waste away. :lol:
                        I tried going vegan for a while in order to lose weight and detox a bit. Didn't like the food much, but I have never felt healthier in my life. The constant haranguing from relatives going on about protein was ridiculous.

                        One thing I've learned with my daughter's issues with food sensitivity...people really don't understand what's in their food. When I tell my mom that my daughter can't have corn, my mom figures she can still drink Hi-C juice boxes, eat popcorn, etc. When I tell her she can't have milk, my mom figures she can still eat ice cream and cheese. My sister, dad, grandmother, and in-laws are all guilty of it too. They act like depriving our daughter of wheat, corn, and milk so she can feel healthy is a crime, all the while my nephew has eczema so bad on his arms and legs which allergenists have said comes from peach and milk allergies, and they still give it to him!

                        Unfortunately it seems you have to constantly remind them meat isn't the only place you can get protein!

                        Comment

                        • lxskllr
                          Member
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 13435

                          #13
                          Originally posted by VBSnus
                          Originally posted by JPono
                          Because?
                          Actually I had to print the report. My client requires that I print two copies and ship them instead of that newfangled "email" whatchamadoodle.

                          Isn't technology grand?
                          That kind of stuff pisses me off. We have lots of great technology now that saves energy, resources, and time, but people try cramming them into the old models and make it retarded. Humans are a bunch of small thinkers. It's a good thing .00001% of the population's smart, or we'd still be thinking of an easy way to move rocks around, and wondering how to make our food hot :^S

                          Comment

                          • VBSnus
                            Member
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 532

                            #14
                            That kind of stuff pisses me off. We have lots of great technology now that saves energy, resources, and time, but people try cramming them into the old models and make it retarded. Humans are a bunch of small thinkers. It's a good thing .00001% of the population's smart, or we'd still be thinking of an easy way to move rocks around, and wondering how to make our food hot :^S
                            Agreed. All the paper I'm printing, the ink, the envelopes, the addition to the mail system which requires more transport on trucks and planes. But hey, we have our policy, right?

                            What do you want to bet they're going to get tired of the paper copies and just scan it to PDF in the end?

                            Comment

                            • Ulsterman

                              #15
                              Protein itself holds very few calories (I think it's 4 KILO calories per gram) - it's what contains the protein that is the problem i.e. what is around it like carbs or fat.

                              I eat like a horse and I'm skinny as a rake so my belief is that being obese is partly genetic/inherited and part eating habits.

                              Comment

                              Related Topics

                              Collapse

                              Working...
                              X