What kind of TP do you use (or..What's on your ass right now)

[sgreger1]

Yo i'm happy for y`all, and imma let you finish. But Kanye had one of the best toilet papers of all time!!!!





Okay, i'm done spamming this thread


for now...

[cj]

I'm not joking I seriousely have this lol.

oh man i sooooo have to have that
i use angel soft its cheap and good

February 22, 2009, President Obama signed an Executive Order banning toilet paper by 2011 Obama and the First Lady state their daughter's love for trees and squirrels has encouraged this particular order, as many trees will be saved and the effected habitats it just gets better and better dont it

[sgreger1]

I'm not joking I seriousely have this lol.

oh man i sooooo have to have that
i use angel soft its cheap and good

Warning, extremely racist joke about to be commited, not intended to offend anyone or actually provoke any type of racial discussion, intended only as a joke. Infact, you should probably skip this post all together:



The only problem with the Obama toiled paper is that I can never tell if i've wiped enough, it just kinda blends in.

/evil rich white conservative racism

[sgreger1]

February 22, 2009, President Obama signed an Executive Order banning toilet paper by 2011 Obama and the First Lady state their daughter's love for trees and squirrels has encouraged this particular order, as many trees will be saved and the effected habitats it just gets better and better dont it

Lol, just you wait, once this whole environmental nazi green fad is over we will all be rationed to 1 square of 1-ply toilet paper per bathroom break and snus will be banned because of the effects the production of them has on the environment, as well as when you drop your used snus onto the floor.

[cj]

:lol: :lol: :lol: yes true

[VBSnus]

February 22, 2009, President Obama signed an Executive Order banning toilet paper by 2011 Obama and the First Lady state their daughter's love for trees and squirrels has encouraged this particular order, as many trees will be saved and the effected habitats it just gets better and better dont it

Lol, just you wait, once this whole environmental nazi green fad is over we will all be rationed to 1 square of 1-ply toilet paper per bathroom break and snus will be banned because of the effects the production of them has on the environment, as well as when you drop your used snus onto the floor.

[sgreger1]

VB, can't see the pic for some reason. What's it a pic of?

[VBSnus]

A bidet. The shitty future of anal hygiene.

[sgreger1]

A bidet. The shitty future of anal hygiene.

Lol, when I was little I went to my rich friends house for the first time and in his parents bathroom there was a bidet, I turned it on to see what it was and was surprised by what I found. I stand, to this day, in awe of how rediculous it is to have a standalone toilet just to splash water on your ass.

How come only rich people can have them? I think we need to set aside appropriations to reform the bidet industry and provide affordable access to bidets for all Americans, regardless of income. Big bidet companies have been extorting us to line the pockets of their CEO's for years.

Anal cleanliness is a right. Look it up

[VBSnus]

Maybe this is more your thing sgreger?

[Snusophile]

A bidet. The shitty future of anal hygiene.

Lol, when I was little I went to my rich friends house for the first time and in his parents bathroom there was a bidet, I turned it on to see what it was and was surprised by what I found. I stand, to this day, in awe of how rediculous it is to have a standalone toilet just to splash water on your ass.

How come only rich people can have them? I think we need to set aside appropriations to reform the bidet industry and provide affordable access to bidets for all Americans, regardless of income. Big bidet companies have been extorting us to line the pockets of their CEO's for years.

Anal cleanliness is a right. Look it up

Lol, your sarcasm is killing me.

They do make affordable bidets that cost about $50 and hook up to your toilet water line with a splitter. The only problem is the rich people who buy expensive bidets get warm water and electronic controls and the cheap bidet that everyone can afford uses only the water pressure in the line, a plastic valve to turn it on and off, and features cold water only. It works, but it cant be very pleasant.

Isn't it funny how bidets equate so well to the healthcare industry??

[Premium Parrots]

yea we will all be forced to use bidets to save the trees. What happens to the trees when all the dam water runs out from everyone washing their asses?

personally if I had to choose between toilet paper and water I would rather hydrate with water that wipe my butt. I might have a sore crusty butt but at least I will survive.

[paulwall9]

PP, would you share your "family Cloth" with me?

[lxskllr]

I've never used a bidet, but I'm not particularly fond of having a wet ass. I'll take toilet paper every time.

[BatRastard]

Like PP, I do not use toilet paper. I do flybys.
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
it's ..... Splat!

Bat :twisted: