Bigwigs

[Allergy]

Got the big boss coming into work tomorrow morning/afternoon. This stocky bulldog bitch gets the whole place riled up to where we are ready to tear each others faces off.


Wish me luck!


/rant

[chadizzy1]

Make sure you double barrel some Thunder Frosted and you'll be cool.

[Allergy]

I'm 6'4" 350 and I'm afraid this gargantuan bitch can take me. And as such, I don't have anything but Discreet. I'll just put 20 portions in.

[tobacco tom]

DISCREET SNUS

That will do the trick, if you let me know in advance I would Fed Ex overnight

[Allergy]

Re: DISCREET SNUS

That will do the trick, if you let me know in advance I would Fed Ex overnight

They've been showing up nearly once a week lately. I hate it. STRESS!



Grr.

[Veganpunk]

Be careful of that:



http://swictor.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/snus.jpg

[Allergy]

I know, red bandanna... so 1994.

[chadizzy1]

I'm 6'4" 350 and I'm afraid this gargantuan bitch can take me. And as such, I don't have anything but Discreet. I'll just put 20 portions in.

the discreet commercial, starring allergy.

6'4" 350 lbs man walks up in a football uniform and pulls a package of peach discreet out of his pocket. "USE DISCREET OR I WILL DESTROY YOU."

[Allergy]

I'm down; let's shoot this commercial. it'll work.

[spike]

yep sounds pritty badass.

[chadizzy1]

for some reason i'm singing "snus or die" in my head. haha.

[Allergy]

Needs a good tag-line. Like, "Snus.. get some, Bitch."

[chadizzy1]

i can see it

[Allergy]

We need to have a little scrawny guy actually being the one who delivers the line. And then I can stand behind him, ala security. Like that old cartoon with the big burly bulldog just struttin' and that little yippy dog chatter-boxing all around him.

[spike]

so it's safe to say that big wigs make you wanna punch babies?? (theres the add again chad)