Zman's Official Drunken Rants...

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Go brother!

I just would like to read them, so no foul I hope!

[zmanzero]

hmm... better put on a little mood music first... :wink:

Click here to download angel no flange acoustic echo.mp3

edit - uhh... you do know that i'm trying to stay out of trouble here, don't you? :P

lemme drink some more and see what i can come up with Snuffleupagus... heh heh...

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

OK, I'm listening to it...

[zmanzero]

damn, ya post fast dude! ya caught me in an edit!

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Ok the song is over, now what? J/K.

Nothing but Love Brother!

[zmanzero]

in the world of double barreling snusing i am doing, with the myriad flavors and textures of the many dancing koalas crapping rainbows in my mouth, there is nothing but love that radiates from my appendages! group hug!!!

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

LOL

[Snusdog]

Noooo this isn’t silly at all.

Z,
Remember, right before your mom had to come down to the school, there was that kid who told you to take the screws out of the principle’s swivel chair--- one word, :arrow: “Snuffie”

[zmanzero]

'tis ok snusdog, i'm the kid that had snuffie hold the chair while i removed the screws. they found his fingerprints and my mom brought me a good lunch.


snuffie is still in detention over that one...

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Sorry guys, I was bored and I'm just not as creative as you. In hind site, I do believe this thread still has a lot of potential :lol:

[Snusdog]

Nothing but love to ya snuffie

By the way, zman’s “pris in the toilet paper” blast should be cut pasted here- it’s a classic and already on the wall at the pound. Great work maestro Z :lol:

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

the only snus story i have for tonite is that i was sitting on the toilet and i sneezed and blew out a spurt of the los i was snusing and it landed on the toilet paper i was holding in my hand. it looked kind of natural there. true story.

Don't be fooled! It's not a pris but a "spurt"!

[zmanzero]

will there be no end to this bottomless pit we call snus? it seems to me there is no end. go ahead and laugh my friends, but it seems to me that there is no end to snus. like it is a swedish plot to conquer all of the smokers on earth by beguiling them with an essentially cancer free bridge to cigarette free addiction. see, the way i see it is that the blond haired blue eyed swedes are gonna conquer the american smokers first with their nefarious snus, getting them to quit their hopeless addiction. then, when the masses have regained their health, they are going to put them to work building ski slopes and those swedish spas and stuff. then they are going to make every man in america give all those blond swedish girls massages while the swedish men snicker and say to themselves "ya, dese ess ya stopid american". lookit, i might not be the brightest bulb on this planet, but i am getting a funny feeling about this. go ahead, ask yourself, why would a nation create something so good unless they were going to get something out of it. just a glance at the italians with their pizza plot is enough to give what i say credence.

and you might ask yourself, "hey, is this chump serious?"

the truth is, i dunno. but i have an idea. let's keep on using their snus until they bring their blonde swedish girls over here to get their massages. then all of us that are single will start smoking cigs again and keep the girls. eh? sound like a plan? when we're done massaging 'em and smoking cigs we'll trade 'em back to the swedes for free snus for life!

christ, i am blinded by my own genius at times.

[Badfish74]

zman, I do believe that we are all blinded by your genius sometimes! 8)

[zmanzero]

ok, as long as there's a thread about my drunkenness (drinking), where the hell is that thread from the new person that said they were trying snus because they needed something to do? i just read it yesterday and i want to tell the sap not to horse with snus just because they're bored. honestly, why the hell pick up on something like nic when you don't even know what it is. that's dumb like i won't say. hey. lookit. maybe age is whipping me in the ass, but the last thing someone needs is to horse around poking their fingers into light sockets. never mind, i'll shut up and keep on looking.