Originally posted by tom502
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Religious affilition, what do you believe?
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Tom, the luciferianliberationfront.com website is top notch, it remind me of geocities in the mid 90's
Edit: After spending a second here, I actually recall visiting this website when I was like, maybe 16? It was a long time ago but I totally remember this site. Thanks Tom for the blast from the past, I think shit like this is hilarious.
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Originally posted by truthwolf1 View PostI was just reading a little about the Amish, (looking for Amish chewing tobacco) and the rampant rape and molestation in those communities is just really pissing me off today.
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OKay okay okay, everyone please read this comic from Tom's site. The site as a whole is kinda weird but this comic is both a) true and b) hilarious.
Really, read it, it's a great breakdown of something that has pissed me off for years, people with the jesus fish on their bumpers. IF YOU HAVE A JESUS FISH ON YOUR GOD DAMN BUMPER, READ THIS AND THEN PROMPTLY REMOVE IT, lest ye look like an ass.
http://www.luciferianliberationfront.org/sf.html
Hint:
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I am surrounded by the Amish here in Southern Indiana. I've not heard about the rape and molestation, but I'm not suprised by it either. They are human after all and not immune to evil.
They park their buggies in the local Walmart parking lot and sell baskets here. Nearly all the Amish men chew tobacco which I've seen them get from a parchment paper pouch. I did ask one of them about the tobacco and he said that his cousin grows it and they dry & cure it themselves. I didn't have the guts to ask for a sample.
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Man not to be offensive or anything (which is always a sign that what is coming up is pretty certain to be offensive)
But if you are going to worship the price of darkness have the balls to worship THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS and not some cosmic Dr. Phil version
Theme music fades
Dr Phil: were back and with me now is Lucifer the prince of darkness who says that heโs gotten a bad wrap over the years and wishes everyone would stop being so mean to him. Lucifer what seems to be the problem?
Lucifer: Man you know Iโm just really misunderstoodโฆโฆโฆโฆ..itโs been that way for yearsโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆnobody likes meโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.I got thrown out of heavenโฆโฆโฆ.. โฆโฆโฆโฆ..people keep drawing me in a little red suitโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.it was ONE office party manโฆโฆโฆ..OKโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.and the suit was all the costume shop had in my size.
(wipes his eyes)
Look manโฆโฆ I just want people to like meโฆโฆโฆ โฆโฆ.Iโm just trying to help you know
Dr. Phil: I hear what you are saying but I not sure itโs connectingโฆโฆโฆ. help us how?
Lucifer: You know manโฆโฆโฆโฆ.to be free
Dr. Phil: I think most folks would rather have free cable (applause).
Lucifer: you donโt get it manโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆeverybody needs to be freeโฆโฆโฆ..you knowโฆ... to do their own thingโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.explore their horizonsโฆโฆโฆI meanโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.ITโS IN A BETTLES SONGโฆโฆ MAN
Dr. Phil: OK but once everyone is free arenโt they all the same?..............wouldnโt โEverybody needs be freeโ be just another cry for conformity?
Lucifer: typical manโฆโฆโฆyour just another hater
Phil: Iโm confused arenโt you supposed to be all about hate. You see L itโs time to look in the mirror. Youโve go a public relations problemโฆโฆโฆโฆand until you address that nothing is going to changeโฆโฆ..โฆ.and besidesโฆโฆ. it doesnโt help that your followers have traditionally sacrificed children and little kittens
L: thatโs a LIE manโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ..well except for that one group that thinks that the Masons are behind a one world conspiracy
Phil: when we come back can we help the prince of darkness to โgrow the hell upโ (laughter) and stop feeling sorry for himself? Or will he continue to make the same sort of choices that got his ass thrown out of heaven? You decide. Back after this (applause).
And guys I really mean no offence to Tom or anyone else who has posted links to the Lucifer web sitesโฆโฆโฆ..Itโs just reading all this, I couldnโt help but think โฆโฆโฆ..damn even the devil needs a therapist
When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
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Originally posted by Snusdog View PostMan not to be offensive or anything (which is always a sign that what is coming up is pretty certain to be offensive)
But if you are going to worship the price of darkness have the balls to worship THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS and not some cosmic Dr. Phil version
Theme music fades
Dr Phil: were back and with me now is Lucifer the prince of darkness who says that heโs gotten a bad wrap over the years and wishes everyone would stop being so mean to him. Lucifer what seems to be the problem?
Lucifer: Man you know Iโm just really misunderstoodโฆโฆโฆโฆ..itโs been that way for yearsโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆnobody likes meโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.I got thrown out of heavenโฆโฆโฆ.. โฆโฆโฆโฆ..people keep drawing me in a little red suitโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.it was ONE office party manโฆโฆโฆ..OKโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.and the suit was all the costume shop had in my size.
(wipes his eyes)
Look manโฆโฆ I just want people to like meโฆโฆโฆ โฆโฆ.Iโm just trying to help you know
Dr. Phil: I hear what you are saying but I not sure itโs connectingโฆโฆโฆ. help us how?
Lucifer: You know manโฆโฆโฆโฆ.to be free
Dr. Phil: I think most folks would rather have free cable (applause).
Lucifer: you donโt get it manโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆeverybody needs to be freeโฆโฆโฆ..you knowโฆ... to do their own thingโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.explore their horizonsโฆโฆโฆI meanโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.ITโS IN A BETTLES SONGโฆโฆ MAN
Dr. Phil: OK but once everyone is free arenโt they all the same?..............wouldnโt โEverybody needs be freeโ be just another cry for conformity?
Lucifer: typical manโฆโฆโฆyour just another hater
Phil: Iโm confused arenโt you supposed to be all about hate. You see L itโs time to look in the mirror. Youโve go a public relations problemโฆโฆโฆโฆand until you address that nothing is going to changeโฆโฆ..โฆ.and besidesโฆโฆ. it doesnโt help that your followers have traditionally sacrificed children and little kittens
L: thatโs a LIE manโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ..well except for that one group that thinks that the Masons are behind a one world conspiracy
Phil: when we come back can we help the prince of darkness to โgrow the hell upโ (laughter) and stop feeling sorry for himself? Or will he continue to make the same sort of choices that got his ass thrown out of heaven? You decide. Back after this (applause).
And guys I really mean no offence to Tom or anyone else who has posted links to the Lucifer web sitesโฆโฆโฆ..Itโs just reading all this, I couldnโt help but think โฆโฆโฆ..damn even the devil needs a therapist
LOLOLOLL BWJAHJAHHAHAHAHAH, can we get a sticky for this? This is like Snudog's dippers guide to snus but for religion.
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Originally posted by sgreger1 View PostOKay okay okay, everyone please read this comic from Tom's site. The site as a whole is kinda weird but this comic is both a) true and b) hilarious.
Really, read it, it's a great breakdown of something that has pissed me off for years, people with the jesus fish on their bumpers. IF YOU HAVE A JESUS FISH ON YOUR GOD DAMN BUMPER, READ THIS AND THEN PROMPTLY REMOVE IT, lest ye look like an ass.
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Originally posted by tom502 View Postsgreger- I knew you'd enjoy those tracts. Now, it's not "my" site, just one I found while searching luciferian on google.
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Heathen. My family observes the yearly solar occurences of Yule, Summer Solstice, and both Equinox as well.
If Gods really exist (big IF) they dont interact at all or care a whit about humans or anything else.
The earth going around the sun is "the reason for the season".
I dont believe in anything in the Bible whatsoever.
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