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  • littlesilverboxfromwales
    Member
    • Mar 2007
    • 118

    Oh brother!

    I think I have a new convert for our cause, namely my brother.
    I suppose his username could be (when/if he joins the forum) littlesilverboxfromwales'slittlebrother :?
    He stopped smoking a few days/weeks before a rather nasty operation to remove an infection from his bum :shock: :shock: but, living with two certified chimneys (our parents) was drifting back into a 30 a day habbit.
    I gave him a box of general white portions, which he is using, and guess what?, he has not smoked for two days!
    He says he finds them a little too strong and would prefer a flavoured portion. Tomorrow he is going to make his maiden purchase of a roll of Gotenbourg Rape No2. 8) 8) 8) 8)
    He says he would then like to give up Snus too, but at least in the mean time, he's not killing himself
  • Craig de Tering
    Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 525

    #2
    LOL! Doesn't he know he shouldn't smoke cigs through the ass? :lol:

    Anyways, seriously, good for him he has a bro to help him get off the smokes the tasty, easy way.

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    • littlesilverboxfromwales
      Member
      • Mar 2007
      • 118

      #3
      Yes, that's the thing with Snus, it doesn't really matter if he enjoys it for a while or forever, he should have a better quality of life, and that's what matters.
      No wander he said his cigarettes taste like shit :twisted:

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      • mwood72

        #4
        Originally posted by littlesilverboxfromwales
        Yes, that's the thing with Snus, it doesn't really matter if he enjoys it for a while or forever, he should have a better quality of life, and that's what matters.
        No wander he said his cigarettes taste like shit :twisted:
        When I switched from the cigs to Snus I used the mini portions first as I found the large portions a bit overwhelming to start with but I soon switched to large portions

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        • littlesilverboxfromwales
          Member
          • Mar 2007
          • 118

          #5
          Update - My little brother placed his first order yesterday, Offroad cranberry strong portions =1 roll and 2 other tins to make up the weight.
          He hasn't smoked since his first portion :lol: :lol: :lol:

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          • nzkiwi
            Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 141

            #6
            tell him to buy some nick and johnny, that'll fix any nicotine cravings he might have in the future. :lol: Good for him. Now you can work on your parents.

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            • littlesilverboxfromwales
              Member
              • Mar 2007
              • 118

              #7
              They are going through the "they are not telling me when I can smoke" phaze, but, I'm sure they will sucumb(?spelling again?). 8)

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              • Craig de Tering
                Member
                • Nov 2006
                • 525

                #8
                Just tell them that as an ex-smoker you are qualified to tell them snus is much more pleasureable and enjoyable than smoking. Plus they and their house don't stink. When they tell you "we don't stink" tell them " Aha! A blind person claiming to see. Newsflash; YOU CAN'T SMELL JACK!"

                Need a dictionary? http://dictionary.reference.com/ :lol:

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                • littlesilverboxfromwales
                  Member
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 118

                  #9
                  :lol: Oh they stink alright.
                  I can spell, well almost ops: it's just my fingers are faster than my brain, and I'm lazy.
                  Bro is still off the fags, he's down to a couple of portions, so I'll have to do an emergency drop for him.
                  It's amazing how stuborn people are when you offer them a safer,tastier alternative to a heart attack or lung cancer.
                  Oh well, it's their funeral :wink:

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                  • Zero
                    Member
                    • May 2006
                    • 1522

                    #10
                    Two 'c's in succumb. Interestingly, I learned a new word looking it up - succubus : a female demon believed to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men. Who knew?! :shock:

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                    • Craig de Tering
                      Member
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 525

                      #11
                      For real? I came across that word about 10 years ago. Song from Dimmu Borgir - A Succubus in Rapture.

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                      • Zero
                        Member
                        • May 2006
                        • 1522

                        #12
                        Well, there you have it, I've never owned a Dimmu Borgir album. Was more into the dulcet tones of Carcass in those days :lol:

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                        • Craig de Tering
                          Member
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 525

                          #13
                          So was I. My 4½ years younger brother had gotten into black metal much much earlier than me by then (thus me seeing the CD covers). I was still headbanging to the crushing tunes of Bolt Thrower, Morbid Angel, Dismember/Carnage, Obituary etc. and simply couldn't understand how anyone could like anything so chaotic and played with guitars sounding like a swarm of mosquitoes. Plus I thought the voices sounded like funny evil druids or something. He had "graduated" from DM and jumped headlong into BM years before I "got it".

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                          • Zero
                            Member
                            • May 2006
                            • 1522

                            #14
                            Haha, the scientist and the philosopher. My tastes went sideways after that - into machines and computer noise. 8)

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                            • littlesilverboxfromwales
                              Member
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 118

                              #15
                              I like the sound of this succubus bird

                              A smoker friend of mine at work (yes, I have one or two), spied my little portion under my lip, and enquired what it was, after the lesson in Swedish health, guess what? he tried a General large portion, and loved it.
                              There goes another can :shock:
                              My payment will be a can of Probe loose, once he get's his first order in. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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