Shoot me, please...

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Kids can be such a burden.....

That's..... just....more than funny. And a bit twisted. Congratulations!

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Kids can be such a burden.....

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a BJ for a beer? sounds fair to me.

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Woman drank beer while breastfeeding baby at bar, court docs say (Indiana)
WISH (Indiana) ^ | June 19, 2017


Michael Trosclair, 45, and Shari Treba, 42, both face felony neglect of a dependent charges, along with misdemeanor public intoxication charges.
Authorities say the pair were in town for a work conference when a witness reported Treba drinking alcohol while breastfeeding a baby outside a downtown bar.
According to a probable cause affidavit, around 12:38 a.m. June 16, officers from the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department were called to Wild Beaver Saloon at 20 E. Maryland St. on a report that a woman was breastfeeding an infant while drinking alcohol, as well as soliciting customers for beer.

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Scent of a Kitten: Perfumer Debuts 'Kitten Fur' Fragrance

Our sense of smell plays an important role in how we interpret the world around us. And for people who love cats, there are few scents as welcome as the smell of the soft fur on a kitten's head.
That delectable scent is now available in a bottle. Perfume company Demeter Fragrance Library (DFL) recently announced the release of a new fragrance dubbed "Kitten Fur." The perfume captures "the olfactory essence of the warmth and comfort of that "purr"-fect spot, just behind a kitten's neck," according to a product description on the company's website.
Kitten Fur joins a range of Demeter scents that are also inspired by the natural world, including Giant Sequoia, Mountain Air, Grass, Dirt and Earthworm. But how do you bottle up the evocative scent of a kitten? [Tip of the Tongue: The 7 (Other) Flavors Humans May Taste]

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MAKE SURE YOU WATCH TO THE END

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College Kids Pledge to Remove Genitals if Trump Builds Wall

Do you think Despicable Don will change his mind when he hears this?? lol

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They'll never go through with it. All talk. What a great line to use on girls for sympathy sex at parties.

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great...lets get em all sterilized....no mo breeding. sounds like a plan....

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College Kids Pledge to Remove Genitals if Trump Builds Wall

As reported previously, 2 students at The University of California stated that they would publicly remove their penis’ if Trump enforced the existing USA-Mexico border wall. In a continuance of this trend, 4 students at the University of Washington have promised to remove pieces of their reproductive anatomy if Trump builds the wall.

Washington Sophomore Trent Griliphaen said he was inspired by the movement at The University of California, and that he “thinks that Trump’s construction of the wall is just an extension of his penis, and an expression of Patriarchal rape culture. Really, by building the wall, we are raping the Mexican people, and I am no longer willing to be a perpetrator of rape culture. If I remove my penis, I am making a statement that I reject this mentality.”
Griliphaen was apparently the first student at UW to embrace this movement, and according to him, he has inspired three other male students to emasculate themselves, in public, when construction of the new border wall commences.
“I heard about what was happening in California, and new that this kind of movement could gain traction up here – we are a progressive state. I kind of feel guilty, I’m removing my penis, but one of the other guys is going to castrate himself, and he’s even considering taking off a couple of fingers” stated Griliphaen.
Source: www.usadailyinfo.com

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76-year-old man shoots wife in the butt after she refuses sex

LEHIGH ACRES, Fla. —

A Southwest Florida man is being held on $100,000 bond for admitting to shooting his wife in the butt.

Donald Royce, 76, of Lehigh Acres, said he and his wife, Katherine Fivecoat, 62, have not consummated their six-month marriage. He said he was upset when she refused to have sex.
Royce said he intended to scare his bride by shooting the mattress. However, he missed and hit her in the hip and butt, deputies said.

The couples roommate called for help.
When deputies arrived at the home, Royce said, "I shot her and the gun is in my room."
Royce was arrested on charges of domestic violence and aggravated battery.

"So...I guess Saturday nights out of the question, then..."

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76-year-old man shoots wife in the butt after she refuses sex

LEHIGH ACRES, Fla. —

A Southwest Florida man is being held on $100,000 bond for admitting to shooting his wife in the butt.

Donald Royce, 76, of Lehigh Acres, said he and his wife, Katherine Fivecoat, 62, have not consummated their six-month marriage. He said he was upset when she refused to have sex.
Royce said he intended to scare his bride by shooting the mattress. However, he missed and hit her in the hip and butt, deputies said.

The couples roommate called for help.
When deputies arrived at the home, Royce said, "I shot her and the gun is in my room."
Royce was arrested on charges of domestic violence and aggravated battery.

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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) – A Florida woman has been charged after police say she hit an officer with a tampon.

Local news outlets report that 28-year-old Tacora Fields was arrested and charged with aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer.
A police report says Fields was involved in a fight when a St. Petersburg police officer responded.

Police say Fields threatened to hit the officer with her tampon. Authorities say Fields then removed the feminine hygiene product and threw it at the officer, hitting him in the shoulder.
Police say Fields tried to flee the scene, but the officer used a stun gun on her and she was taken into custody. It’s unclear if she has an attorney.

that kinda brings a tear to ones eyes......

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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) – A Florida woman has been charged after police say she hit an officer with a tampon.

Local news outlets report that 28-year-old Tacora Fields was arrested and charged with aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer.
A police report says Fields was involved in a fight when a St. Petersburg police officer responded.

Police say Fields threatened to hit the officer with her tampon. Authorities say Fields then removed the feminine hygiene product and threw it at the officer, hitting him in the shoulder.
Police say Fields tried to flee the scene, but the officer used a stun gun on her and she was taken into custody. It’s unclear if she has an attorney.