I would order a home baked pie with a tungsten carbide hacksaw blade concealed inside. When they opened my cell the only thing they would find would be a note that said, "See ya later Warden!"
Proper free-range chicken roasted to perfection with golden crispy salted skin
Roast potatoes done in goose-fat
Plenty of boiled new season potatoes with a touch of fresh mint
One yorkshire pudding
Loads of asparagus simply boiled with a knob of butter
Purple sprouting broccoli
Fresh peas
Sage & Onion stuffing
Gravy
Followed by: Apple crumble with vanilla ice-cream and a cup of good strong coffee (1 sugar)
Sirloin Steak - Medium rare
Spaghetti - cooked
Schnitzel
One big mac
5 large orders of Mcdonald's french fries
Side salad with Mona's salad dressing only available in Toluca, IL
15 fried chicken legs - if its not a leg just forget it
3 kiwis
10 strawberrys
100 pepperjack cheese cubes
10 servings of pumpkin pie and chocolate pie cream filling
1 bowl of cookie crisp
15 slices of buttered toast
one gallon of sweet corn cooked with extra salt and butter added post cook
1 Jar of peanut butter
1 Jar of Nutella
And either a few large bottles of wine....but that appears to be a no go so I would go with 15 cans of Dr. Pepper.
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