Whats In Your Pocket Right Now....

[Premium Parrots]

I carry my keys and change in my left front pocket, and when I need my cell phone that goes in there as well. I keep a pocket knife and a tin of snus in my right front pocket. My wallet goes in my right rear pocket. Anything small/valuable that I need to remember I am carrying I keep in the right front pocket as well. No condoms, never needed em in my time [pre-HIV/Aids]. I sometimes keep a red rubber clown nose in my front left shirt pocket when I drive. That way I can quickly and easily scare the kids in the back seat of the car next to me at stoplites.

Yes....I am bored. But if you guys can respond to this as I did I would imagine we might get some interesting answers. yawn................



edit; I do have lint in most of my pockets. Every once in a while I need to carry a Mauser .380 in a front pocket or tucked in my belt.

[Reynard]

Front right pocket: Keys (with rubber colour coded tags for front, back door, shed etc) and various tins/packs of tobacco

Front left pocket: Mobile (cell) phone, usually hooked up to Sennheiser HD-429s headphones round my neck. I love my music on the go!

Back pocket: Wallet, separate bus pass in leather holder, and at least once a week or fortnight my season ticket to Leicester City Football Club (soccer team)

Here in the UK we obviously couldn't carry a handgun, but also any sort of knife over 3 inches long is illegal to carry in normal circumstances. The latter is particularly ridiculous IMO, I love knives. Having a trusty lockknife in my pocket wouldn't mean I'm going to go out and stab anyone lol. But yeah, illegal.

[Andy105]

Funny, I had just emptied my pockets when I saw this. Formerly in my pockets were $27.39, a can of General, and my wallet. A pocket full of gold would be nice, but I've never owned much gold. Sometimes carry a Colt Defender .45 ACP; or a Diamondback .380 on light clothing days. I'm 30 min from Chicago and go into the city on occasion. Don't want anyone to steal my wallet or my snus. They can have my car.

[DanF]

I do have lint in most of my pockets.

Ok....a bit off topic but the above made me think of something that may be useful to people who carry their smartphone in their front pocket.

I listen to a lot of online music with ear buds in the phone when I'm outside hiking or whatever.

Awhile back the plug would keep backing out of the phone just enough to lose contact with the audio. So I try another set of buds.

Before I thought I'd have to scotch tape the thing to keep it in place I took it to Verizon. First guy told me that the clip inside the phone needs replacing so as to hold the plug in place.

Just before I leave the store another guy comes over with the smallest flashlight I'd ever seen. One of those kinds that ear doctors use.

He shines a light into the plug jack hole. Lint! Lots of pocket lint. He gets a tool small enough to clean out the lint.

Phone fixed.

Dan

[Frosted]

I wear cargo pant jeans all the time. Cause Ive got kids I can put all manner of crap with all those pockets.
Normally, wallet back left, snus back right, keys top front left, sugar free mints top right, cargo pocket left..phone. Used to be a packet of baby wipes cargo pocket right.....looks like these are being replaced with my glasses as Im getting older. And thats how you get tooled up for city life after youve left the army. Hard as nails huh.

[Andy105]

Going out shopping, with pockets full of Christmas Cheer! (Credit card in wallet, it's the American way!)

[Reynard]

Going out shopping, with pockets full of Christmas Cheer! (Credit card in wallet, it's the American way!)
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I'm envious of your carrying at least a couple of things in that photo

[Snotgifff]

Right front pocket i carry my wallet, keys and my Buck knife/bottle opener in that little pocket that i've never really been sure what its for...use to keep my Zippo there.
Left front my cell and a can of snus.
Back pockets nothing.
On the belt, S&W compact .40 or Kimber pro carry II.

[trebli]

... a Mauser .380 in a front pocket or tucked in my belt.

One of these? That's a good looking gun and a collectors item too.

[Premium Parrots]

One of these? That's a good looking gun and a collectors item too.

Yep that's the one except mine is REALLY old and in much better condition than the one in the photo. I have another one as well but it has the polished nickel finish. They are great for concealed carry as they are so smooth and will not hang up on clothes and such when you pull it out. Even the hammer doesn't project much at all. However, the stopping power is limited. That's why I have a couple of 9mm [a Beretta and a Browning High Power] and a Dan Wesson 357 as well as a Smith and Wesson 38 special with the built in lazer.

[Frosted]

And people worry about internet porn

[Skell18]

And people worry about internet porn

lol

[Frosted]

They pack heat in their pocket but here in Britain I conceal a packet of baby wipes.

[wa3zrm]

I'm sitting in my underwear and wearing a T Shirt with a three day old spaghetti stain.
No pockets.
Ain't you glad you asked?

[trebli]

They pack heat in their pocket but here in Britain I conceal a packet of baby wipes.

After it has been used a baby wipe could be considered a dangerous weapon too.