Hannah's a Little Bitch

[wa3zrm]

For those of you that don't have kids, don't bother watching this. For those that do, enjoy!

[Premium Parrots]

excellant. Thats a great lesson on parenting skills.



years ago when my kids were young my oldest daughter got into the habit of going to her room and slamming her door. After being warned a few times she came home from shool one day to find her bedroom door was gone. Didn't take her long to learn not to slam doors.

Both of my girls would spend a full 30 minutes actually in the shower with the water running. I gave them a limit of 10 minutes but they kept up the 30 minute showers. It only took a few times for me go to the basement to shut off the main water valve for them to learn how long 10 minutes is.

When the girls would come home from a date and the guys walked them to the door and she was about to get her good-nite kiss I would be ready. I have a large fire bell and actual police car siren set up behind a vent above the front door that I use as the audio notice on the house alarm. Right when the guy was ready to get his kiss I'd hit the button. He'd be gone pretty quick. She'd never get her kiss.

Other times I'd climb in a tree next to the parking area of the driveway and wait for them to come home. When they were ready for that good-night kiss [either while still in the car or at the front door] all I would have to do is cough a few times and they would be looking all around wondering. He'd be gone pretty quick. She'd never get her kiss.

Other time when they would come home and they were just about to kiss I threw a maniquin off the roof of the house next to them. It was attached to a rope so it would end up hanging next to them and scare the crap out of them. She'd never get her kiss.

Keeping a baseball bat with a heavy chain attacted to the end of it was a great deterrant also. I kept it next to my chair in the family room. When the boys would come to visit my girls would have to introduce them to my wife and myself. All I had to do was be polite and welcome them. But grabbing that bat and rattleing that chain just a bit would change a young mans attitude very quickly.

Lord I have so many stories........

I love embarassing my girls......still do.


Alas, now my girls have their own teenagers to deal with. Rose and I always knew their time would come.

[precious007]

hahahaha

loool

the truth is that kids and teens these days don't know anything else but sit in front of their laptops

facebook's been researching and integrating the most addictive apps./design/software/ platform known to mankind.... and little people know that ... not until they find themselves playing Farmville for hours....

or sneak peaking on their friends profiles for an entire evening... I mean that is just stupid.

I see nothing in Facebook except a marketing tool for webmasters

[Premium Parrots]

hahahaha

loool

the truth is that kids and teens these days don't know anything else but sit in front of their laptops

facebook's been researching and integrating the most addictive apps./design/software/ platform known to mankind.... and little people know that ... not until they find themselves playing Farmville for hours....

or sneak peaking on their friends profiles for an entire evening... I mean that is just stupid.

I see nothing in Facebook except a marketing tool for webmasters

..........says the man with several links to facebook in his siggy.

[pris]

Ah, but precious is/was a webmaster ;-)

..........says the man with a link to facebook in his siggy.

[Fazer]

That was good