"When He Comes To Walmart He Gets Aroused!"

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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436
    #1

    "When He Comes To Walmart He Gets Aroused!"

    Man busted for exposure offers a novel explanation

    A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.

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    • desirexe
      Member
      • Feb 2008
      • 1170
      #2
      EricHill!!???

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        • CoderGuy
          Member
          • Jul 2009
          • 2679
          #3
          Well Always Low Prices... Always... makes me tingle a little, so understandable. And obviously he didn't want to get chaffed, so he needed to expose it.

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            • Crow
              Member
              • Oct 2010
              • 4312
              #4
              Originally posted by desirexe
              EricHill!!???
              Dammit Desire, you beat me to it!
              Words of Wisdom

              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
              Frosted: lucky twat
              Frosted: Aussie slags
              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                • Slidingblues
                  Member
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 316
                  #5
                  Just for the record....I was no where near Monroe on the date in question!

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                    • AtreyuKun
                      Member
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 1223
                      #6
                      I must say, after having worked there for 8 years, I get the same feeling. Except I vomit.

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                        • Snusdog
                          Member
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 6752
                          #7
                          Originally posted by desirexe
                          EricHill!!???
                          Exactly!!!!!

                          ...............has anyone seen our horny little shopper today??!!!

                          Hummmmmmm
                          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                            • jagmanss
                              Member
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 12213
                              #8
                              Originally posted by desirexe
                              EricHill!!???
                              Eric, Cum Out! Cum Out! Wherever you are!

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                                • desirexe
                                  Member
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 1170
                                  #9
                                  Whenever I go to Walmart, about twice a year, I get burning itchy eyes and a dry sore throat and runny nose...if I got 'arousal,' I'd consider myself lucky! What in the hell does Walmart use to clean their stores anyway...napalm!???

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                                    • Roo
                                      Member
                                      • Jun 2008
                                      • 3446
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by desirexe
                                      What in the hell does Walmart use to clean their stores anyway...napalm!???
                                      The sweat and tears of local small-business owners of course!

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                                        • sirloot
                                          Senior Member
                                          • Mar 2011
                                          • 2607
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by desirexe
                                          EricHill!!???
                                          gotta be .. that explains his absence !

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                                            • EricHill78
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                                              • Jun 2010
                                              • 4253
                                              #12
                                              Why is it everytime Walmart is mentioned I am as well? LoL.. To be honest when my wife and I save a lot at Walmart with our coupons and all.... it has moved.... Just sayin

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                                                • Premium Parrots
                                                  Super Moderators
                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 9763
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by EricHill78
                                                  Why is it everytime Walmart is mentioned I am as well? LoL.. To be honest when my wife and I save a lot at Walmart with our coupons and all.... it has moved.... Just sayin
                                                  so I guess your family posted bail then. good for you
                                                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



                                                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                                                    • Snusdog
                                                      Member
                                                      • Jun 2008
                                                      • 6752
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by EricHill78
                                                      Why is it everytime Walmart is mentioned I am as well?
                                                      Gosh........go figure

                                                      Originally posted by EricHill78
                                                      To be honest when my wife and I save a lot at Walmart with our coupons and all.... it has moved.... Just sayin
                                                      Funny as hell!!!

                                                      I say we combine this and the Schweddy Balls thread...........they just seem to fit
                                                      When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                                                        • snusgetter
                                                          Member
                                                          • May 2010
                                                          • 10903
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Snusdog
                                                          Gosh........go figure


                                                          Funny as hell!!!

                                                          I say we combine this and the Schweddy Balls thread...........they just seem to fit

                                                          I have the feeling that Schweddy Balls are already at the top of Eric's shopping list!
                                                          Time to load up the carriage...

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