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  • chadizzy1
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 7432

    #1

    Let's all chill, take a deep breath.

    OP NOTE: To read this thread: play the video below while you are reading this post. Thanks!



    Alright, let's all take a deep breath and relax.

    Everyone with me?

    Okay, good.

    *deep breath*

    We're all friends here, we all come to SnusOn for the same reason. To talk about dip, pipes, snuff, snus, Hitler, UFO's, Xobe's unicorns, PP's barrel girls, Texasmade's ethnicity (still undecided), Veganpunk and GoVegan's odd taste in cuisine, Obama's birth certificate, The Former Member We Do Not Speak Of, how much we love and hate every single webstore in existence for every reason you can think of, late night rides on the short bus, fleshlights, Co.Ladis, the endless battle of iPhone vs Android, how funny Rick Charles looks in a dress, how awesome guys who use los are and how sissy guys who use portions are, how much the EU sucks, how much the US sucks, how much RJR sucks, how much Nash loves fat chicks, how funny Xobe looks with a shaved head, what's in our ears, nose, mouth, anus, etc, how old we are, where we're from, what kind of underwear we wear (banana hammocks are welcome here), what we watch on TV, Snusgetter's endless combination of V8, snus, snuff, tea, how sexy Swedish women are, how much we miss 80's cartoons, how much we miss Whalen's old avatar, lost members (where the hell are the 'Fishes anyway?), how it was in the "good ol' days" when snus cost a nickel and was shipped free by carrier pigeon, birthdays, holidays, how precious Precious007 really is (almost like a Beanie Baby), who's older PP or Snusgetter (but then again, do they count that high? kinda like the Mayan's running out of space on the rock), end of time prophecies, cannabis, politics, Glenn Beck, Alex Jones, dead wrestlers, dead celebrities, gypsies, how gay Linux is (because secretly you're all Apple fanboys like me), and much more.

    It's a combination of those things that make this place the most diverse forum online.
    Sure, we have our differences. We're pretty much the biggest disfunctional family in the world, but it's that bond that makes us all so close and such good friends.

    We hit a speed bump every now and then, and it seems like ever 9-12 months we have to have an almost crumbling knock-out drag out shit-taking, member banning war before we get back to the way it used to be. I don't want to see it come to that.

    Said best:
    Originally posted by timholian View Post
    it just seems like SnusOn goes thru something like this once a month. SnusOn can be kinda like the weather in Texas.... if you dont like it, wait 5 minutes.*
    Everyone chill. SnusOn is a great place, we're all friends, and don't take shit so personally or get so offended. Don't start flaming members. Watch this video, by the way, it's pretty awesome. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video/39...-the-flame-war)

    So let's all have a group hug.



    You guys are like a second family to me. I think many members would say the same thing. Let's all take a deep breath, chill out, and let things get back to normal around here.

    In closing, some of the best quotes in SnusOn history.

    Originally posted by Premium Parrots
    I'm so old, when someone told me to act my age I died.
    Originally posted by precious007
    I just want to cuddle....
    Originally posted by cnashx
    I love fat chicks. I'm also Outlawdipper and CopenSomeGrizzly's biggest fan, zOMG they're SoooOOooOOOOoooo cool!
    Originally posted by tom502
    It seems however to be that a worst-case scenario might be to encounter a draco-aryan [nazi] hybrid or a nazi 'possessed' by a fifth density draco -- apparently a reptilian host that has been targeted by a poltergeist, and assimilated in parasite/host capacity until the physical reptilian "host" is literally shape-shifted and pulled out of the third dimension by the incarnating other dimensional being, at which point the symbiotic repti-poltergeist might then try to find a human host [as in the movie STARGATE] and thus generate a tri-symbiotic entity. That is, the worst that the angelic, human and reptilian 'races' have to offer, all integrated into one twisted entity. Let us hope that we never have the misfortune of encountering such an unholy creature, unless it is at the hollow end of our shot gun!
    Originally posted by Bigblue1
    I <3 Sage, I'm his biggest fan.
    XOXO
    Chad
  • EricHill78
    Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 4253

    #2
    Great post my friend.. I especially appeeciate the mention of the gypsy issue which we can't ignore. For the children.

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    • daruckis
      Member
      • Jul 2009
      • 2277

      #3
      what drama did i miss this time?

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      • tom502
        Member
        • Feb 2009
        • 8985

        #4
        Hey, I didn't write that. Maybe a copy/past from somehwere, but I don't even know what it is.
        But I did cobble 3 old punk songs I did in the late 80's, early 90's from old cassettes and made a youtube of them.

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9763

          #5
          Dear Chad.....you forgot a quote. It was posted in the chatbox I believe. I not going to try and find it but I bet you have it somewhere. Post it if you have it. I know you had it in your signature for a long time. It goes something like this......


          Chad is more the Cliff Clavin type. Actually knows a lot about the subject, is glad to explain it to you and tell you all about it..............but just won't stfu.
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • Christi
            Member
            • Dec 2009
            • 2104

            #6
            haha Chad that was great!

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            • sgreger1
              Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 9451

              #7
              Originally posted by daruckis View Post
              what drama did i miss this time?

              I was about to say the same thing. Did some new drama just unforld that I didn't get to see? I havn't been reading snuson much lately other than a thread or two, are people bitching about the PATWAU section again? What's goign on. And great post chad!

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              • c.nash
                Banned Users
                • May 2010
                • 3511

                #8
                lol... Gayest post every...
                Love the fake quotes at the end. Cute.

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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9763

                  #9
                  those aren't fake
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • devilock76
                    Member
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 1737

                    #10
                    You should have searched to find previous posts about chilling...

                    Ken

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                    • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                      Member
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 7035

                      #11
                      This was top compere to My post Chad the Young Alexandre the Great of Arkansas)))

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                      • Premium Parrots
                        Super Moderators
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 9763

                        #12
                        Originally posted by devilock76 View Post
                        You should have searched to find previous posts about chilling...

                        Ken
                        KEN!!

                        My mother in law keeps telling me everybody likes a piece of ass......

                        but

                        nobody likes a smart ass.








                        guess I'll never have any friends
                        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        • squeezyjohn
                          Member
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 2497

                          #13
                          Originally posted by EricHill78 View Post
                          Great post my friend.. I especially appeeciate the mention of the gypsy issue which we can't ignore. For the children.
                          Hey, I'm a gypsy! We have a long and proud history of oral tobacco use don't you know?

                          Only after we stole your stash ... suckers!
                          Squeezyjohn

                          Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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                          • EricHill78
                            Member
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 4253

                            #14
                            Originally posted by squeezyjohn View Post
                            Hey, I'm a gypsy! We have a long and proud history of oral tobacco use don't you know?

                            Only after we stole your stash ... suckers!
                            Lmao!!!!

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                            • EricHill78
                              Member
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 4253

                              #15
                              And things could be worse.. and i quote

                              "Membership of Snuffhouse.org is open to anyone who uses or is interested in nasal snuff or who has a general interest in tobacco, its history and use and who is over the age of 18. Members who engage in hateful, obnoxious or abusive language will be banned. Political, offensive or religious discussion posts will be closed by the moderators with the exception of threads opened to wish members well during any particular festival or holy day. Posts advocating illegal activity will also be closed. Any trade or sale of goods agreed between members is entirely at their own risk and disputes must be settled privately. Membership is conditonal on acceptance of this policy."

                              That would cut out half the posts here lol.. but snuffhouse is a great site if you enjoy snuff

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