A Fleshlight Turned Into an Input Device Lets You Control Your Computer By ****ing It
Jason Chen — Inspired by our own Addy's post on a man and his "love" of robots, the guy at SlashDong decided to take a Fleshlight and make it into an input device for his computer. The whole setup costs about $100ish, and consists of a cap replacement for the Fleshlight, a control box, a rubber tube, and a USB cable. Oh, and an actual sex game to use it with. You didn't think you could use this to Photoshop, did you?
The end result, after programming the computer to think that this makeshift device is a mouse, is that you can use your wang to simulate having sex with a woman on screen. Of course, it's an incredibly ugly woman with 1995-era graphics, but it corresponds to your penile motions. Is this a revolution in sexual computing? Are we going to see more of these devices in the future? We think yes.
All I can say is................before inserting your pecker.................you better make sure you have that computer on a good surge protector................one blown transformer down the street................and...............well........... ....you know.......................weenie roast
When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
All I can say is................before inserting your pecker.................you better make sure you have that computer on a good surge protector................one blown transformer down the street................and...............well........... ....you know.......................weenie roast
every time the power goes out around here, this thought will be forever implanted in my brain... XD
A Fleshlight Turned Into an Input Device Lets You Control Your Computer By ****ing It
Jason Chen — Inspired by our own Addy's post on a man and his "love" of robots, the guy at SlashDong decided to take a Fleshlight and make it into an input device for his computer. The whole setup costs about $100ish, and consists of a cap replacement for the Fleshlight, a control box, a rubber tube, and a USB cable. Oh, and an actual sex game to use it with. You didn't think you could use this to Photoshop, did you?
The end result, after programming the computer to think that this makeshift device is a mouse, is that you can use your wang to simulate having sex with a woman on screen. Of course, it's an incredibly ugly woman with 1995-era graphics, but it corresponds to your penile motions. Is this a revolution in sexual computing? Are we going to see more of these devices in the future? We think yes.
This is a win on so many levels, it's like an inception-win, a win within a win wrapped in bacon and win! lololololol, I could only imagine the look on my poor wifes face if she came home and seen me pounding away at the computer, she'd be like "WTF are you having sex with the computer!?!?!", and I can be like "naw babe just playing starcraft with my dick, training for the big competition".
Edit: Imagine a tournament with like 50 computer nerds all banging their fleshlights hoping to win World Of Warcraft or something hahahaa.
EDIT: Danielan or devilock or someone who programs, how hard would it be to program this fleshlight as an input device? It looks like the tube allows your pecker to create pressure in the tube and somehow turn that into input, that doesn't seem like it would be that hard right? I'm curious how much work it would take to hack stuff like this, for an experienced programmer could this be done in a week or so or is this like a big project converting a fleshlight to an input device? lol I'm genuinely curious and not just planning on selling these to Chad.
by Decaman1
We don't need another time wasting game. We need to be able to read about and compare various kinds of snus. Reviews from other users would be good. Oh how about even purchasing thru the app? Or receiving push notifications on sales and promotions? Sorry but I'm deleting this app now.
Reviews? Anyone have anything good or bad to say about them? I'd like to get a 64 gig one. The games aren't the absolute best but they're a time sink....
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