Kids

[gentlemanly]

So I know I am biased for my own boy, but he is great. A few weeks ago, when he would grunt out a deuce or blow some wind through the ol' flapper, I would grunt back at him.....I now have him grunting on command, and it really helps when he is trying to release the Kraken. I'm just a proud papa, that's all.

[lxskllr]

:^D

Kids are fun. Enjoy it while you can. He'll be out wrecking the car with his friends next year :^D

:^/

[russki]

I know how you feel man. I'm only 22 myself, but I have a 2 year old now and know exactly what you mean. It's truly amazing isn't it? I remember talking to someone a few years before I had him and how I was saying I didn't want kids, and now I couldn't imagine my life without him. Not exactly sure I can relate with the whole releasing the kraken part just yet though haha..

Anyways... from what I have gathered from this forum so far, aside from the vast knowledge of snus, it seems as though it will only be a matter of time before this 'kids' thread becomes an a breeding ground for fleshlight insight.

[Experimental Monkey]

Remember boys, all this kid stuff could've been avoided with the help of a Fleshlight.

[gentlemanly]

truer words were never spoken ExMo, its a great pubic service announcement


....although we were trying to have a baby at the time, so I don't think it would have helped in my case.

[GoVegan]

Remember boys, all this kid stuff could've been avoided with the help of a Fleshlight.

+1 and they are a lot cheaper as well.

[russki]

Remember boys, all this kid stuff could've been avoided with the help of a Fleshlight.

[precious007]

Congrats!

Even though I like kids sometimes they can drive you insane, lol

[AtreyuKun]

Kids. Am I right fellas?
Wait. What?

[gentlemanly]

Kids. Am I right fellas?
Wait. What?

Exactly

[fishmeat]

Remember boys, all this kid stuff could've been avoided with the help of a Fleshlight.

[Monkey]

My kids are awesome.

Kids in general...meh.

Vasectomies are underrated...

[lxskllr]

I'll use this thread for bragging :^D

Here's the last couple emails I've gotten regarding my daughter, and her ballet classes...

Thanks for sending in Zoe's absence request for this Saturday, Feb. 5th. It has been approved, and according to my records this is her first absence out of the four allowed.

I also wanted to let you know what an amazing job Zoe did during the master class last night. I'm not sure if she told you, but it was obvious that the teacher, Mr. Peter Pawlyshyn, was very complimentary towards her. Zoe wasn't afraid to let her personality show, and she used her quick intelligence to apply everything that the teacher talked about immediately. Mr. Peter paid a lot of attention to her, and Zoe should feel really good about that. Mr. Peter is one of the best and most respected ballet teachers that I know. He trained in Russia and danced as a principal with the Royal Winnipeg and Boston Ballet companies. Any praise coming from him really means a lot, and I think Zoe was his favorite student in class last night. I hope she is able to take all of those great things she learned and apply them to her dancing in every class. This is also a good experience to remember if she ever gets frustrated with dancing. I'll try to mention this to her the next time I see her, but I wanted you to know as well!

She got accepted into their summer program, but Kansas City is a logistical challenge, so I don't know if she can attend.

Dear Zoe,



You are receiving this letter because the faculty at the Dance Conservatory of Maryland thinks that you are ready for the next step in your ballet training – pointe shoes. We would like you to begin training en pointe this summer starting July 5th. We are sending this letter now so that students and parents both can make plans for this exciting new step in your dance training.



Great care was taken in selecting students who can dance en pointe to ensure that they have sufficient strength, flexibility, and technique to go en pointe without risk of injury to tendons, ligaments, and bones. The DCM ballet teachers have been looking at the following criteria to consider students for moving into pointe shoes:



*Student is well disciplined and motivated
* Student is responsible and shows dedication by attending classes on time and in proper attire
* Student has no physical ailments and has good exercise endurance
* Student has shown sufficient strength, flexibility, and technique to dance correctly en pointe
...

She also got a good character(non dance) role in the past year's Nutcracker performance, along with some non primary dance parts. She nailed the character performance, and people were very complimentary to her. She's been very excited about her dance this year, and is enjoying the attention she's been getting :^)

[BradenL]

Kids + Wife = an economic nightmare.
A fleshlight = a economic dream.

Kids and wives are continuous drains for funding that could otherwise be put to good 'snus'.

Whereas a fleshlight will never give you the cold shoulder and you just need to buy it once. lol

[visiON]

Kids + Wife = an economic nightmare.
A fleshlight = a economic dream.

Kids and wives are continuous drains for funding that could otherwise be put to good 'snus'.

Whereas a fleshlight will never give you the cold shoulder and you just need to buy it once. lol

What's the hype bout fleshlights a hand works just as well...