If I were God for a day

[WickedKitchen]

What would you change?

I'd start by making it 80 degrees and not a drop of rain...at least for that day. I'm sure you all have some interesting ideas though...help add to this perfect world.

[Frosted]

I'd make women nymphomaniac rapists.

[CoderGuy]

I would make everyone forget why they hated each other.

[dpete]

I'd make women nymphomaniac rapists.

This God thing could be much more difficult than first envisioned.

http://tinyurl.com/2a98rq3

[Curtisp]

I would make my wife of 25 years a nymphomaniac rapist.

[lxskllr]

I'd remove 90% of the population.

[Frosted]

This God thing could be much more difficult than first envisioned.

http://tinyurl.com/2a98rq3

Hmmm yeah. That could be an issue.
That was hilarious.

[jagmanss]

If it was for today... I would have stopped this time change crap... Followed by:

I would make my wife of 32 years a nymphomaniac... Followed by:

I would make everyone forget why they hated each other by doing this:I'd remove 90% of the population which would in turn also take care this time change crap..

[GoVegan]

I would make everyone forget why they hated each other.

This!

[WickedKitchen]

I would take selfishness out of the human psyche.

[timholian]

I would feed everyone in the world.

[c.nash]

I would make everyone in the world healthy, I would remove all taxes and shipping charges on tobacco products and alcohol... oh and gas.

I would find the hottest girl on the planet and make her a stay with me foreva.

Oh yeah, and I'd replace our whole government.

[RobsanX]

I'd remove 90% of the population.

LOL! That reminds me of something I saw about if all those who believed in the rapture were to suddenly disappear, the world would be a much better place!

[lxskllr]

LOL! That reminds me of something I saw about if all those who believed in the rapture were to suddenly disappear, the world would be a much better place!

That's a good start indeed :^)

[Premium Parrots]

Ok, so then assuming there IS a God and there is a heaven. Well, if I were God for a day I would have a blast and go ahead and kill everybody. That way everybody would already be dead, sitting in heaven. And they would be perfectly happy, wanting nothing, and enjoying the people that they loved that had previously passed away.


oh yea........and I'd make sgreger and nash not so gay





not that theres anything wrong with that