You know you're a snus maniac when...

[WickedKitchen]

...you've kissed your spouse enough with a portion in that they actually have grown to like it. Seriously.
...you get perma-grin when you open that big box in the freezer
...you vacuum-pack variety bundles
...spend hours on this site every week

[LaZeR]

...you pop in a portion before participating in cunnilingus.
...you confuse your "icetool" for a vibrator during foreplay.
...you masturbate in your 'catch' lid.
...you give her a 'dirty sanchez' with lös.

[rickcharles606]

....when you ask your wife, "how long till we have sex?" because you want to pop a prilla in.
....when your argument for all the empty cans on top of the cabinets is, "it's artwork honey"
....when you don a dress, shoes, hat and lipstick to win an Icetool from Xobeloot.
....when you have 5 boxes of empty vacuum seal bags and only one box of sandwich bags

[NonEntity]

. . . When you can track the variable exchange rates of the dollar, euro, and krona without ever visiting a financial website.

[bakerbarber]

..
...you get perma-grin when you open that big box in the freezer
...you vacuum-pack variety bundles
...spend hours on this site every week

are you guys watching me?

[c.nash]

...snuson is one of your most frequented sites
...a snus online reseller is one of your most frequented sites
...wife and/or roomates have no room for food in the freezer
...you have tried to convert all your friends to use snus


That's all I got for right now.

[eyephantom]

upon mention of "what is snus," from those unfamiliar, those around you who are immediately leave the room and don't return for at least 15 minutes, stepping over charts and graphs when they return.

[acenic]

Your biggest decision for the next three days is which tin of snus you are going to open next.
When you start to worry about a back up power supply for your snus freezer
When you stay up for another hour just so you can have another pouch.
When you have seriously considered moving to Sweden

[Frosted]

upon mention of "what is snus," from those unfamiliar, those around you who are immediately leave the room and don't return for at least 15 minutes, stepping over charts and graphs when they return.

lol

[Veganpunk]

When you make that 45 minute drive home from work and call a fellow snuser and talk about snus for the entire drive.

[watadork]

When you start up your browser and your homepage shows up as SnusOn.com

[NJdrew]

...When you have spreadsheets to keep track of your snus inventory
...When you run out of room in your freezer for more snus and you are sad that you have to hold off on placing more orders
...When you won't be placing an order for a long time but you still go to the online snus store just to browse

[fdknuckles]

When you know how to vaccum seal a regular ziplock bag.

When you try to beat your wife to the mailbox....so she won't know the depths of your snus reserves.

When your pockets bulge because you can't leave the house with just 1 flavor.

When the folks at AA are tired of hearing your name.

Sometimes you just know.

[sgreger1]

You know you're a snus maniac when you are posting on a "You know you're a snus maniac when" thread.

[ChancreSore]

When you get annoyed at having to repeat, "Look, I'm not saying it's HEALTHY, just that it's a lot less bad than cigarettes."