A little Intro

[Karanya]

shit is just simply delicious.

So that's what lös means in Swedish... I suspected as much.

--K

[daruckis]

No need my friend, I still have several cans in the freezer. But I promise, even after 20 years of mostly exclusive portions use, I will still keep trying los. partly cause, well snus tastes can change over time. But mostly cause I always harp at newbies that they should always keep an open mind. And the one thing I never will allow myself to be is a hypocrite.

So sometime in the next few months, I have a can of Phantom Brown I have been told I simply must try

phantom brown is the next can im opening. i have high hopes for it, seeing as how i LOVE the cut of v2 los snus. they (along with gotlands) got the grinding method down great for me at least. i like some of the finer grinds but ill be damned if i dont have a mudslide all the time and end up picking bits out of my teeth. phantom blue was good so im hoping to really love the brown, because phantoms dirt cheap.

by the way, thanks for not ripping into me, i reread that post and i really sound like a dick. feeling a little mellowed out now with 3 clicks and some snuff in me. still pissed though, so far had 50 hours logged into that game and was literally saved just before the climax of the story. god im gonna go get a glass of scotch.

[sandman1911]

How did it get scratched? Scratched CD's and games can sometimes be saved either by stuff around the house or getting it resurfaced. If resurfacing doesn't work, then try the home cures. I'm a gaming dork too.
I play Modern Warfare 2 like a mad man on the 360.

[daruckis]

my son knocked my xbox over with the disc in it. the scratch is gigantic. im taking it into blockbuster tomorrow to see if they can fix it. i can put the game in, does the whole title screen thing and all that, but if i try to load my game it wont read. i just had to rearrange my whole tv setup so he cant get to it, but i give it 3 months before hes conquered the new arrangement too and probably damages the actual hardware next time.

if i wasnt so pissed about it, id think it was funny that sgreger1 just made a post about the same thing happening to him, with the same game, and right before i went to play it i gave him my condolences. who wouldve guessed i shouldve saved the condolences for myself.

[sagedil]

by the way, thanks for not ripping into me, i reread that post and i really sound like a dick. feeling a little mellowed out now with 3 clicks and some snuff in me. still pissed though, so far had 50 hours logged into that game and was literally saved just before the climax of the story. god im gonna go get a glass of scotch.

daruckis, I like you and you are allowed to post cranky sometimes. Lord knows I have, more often than I like sometimes.

But..... Just know I have been here for 2 years now. I have seen it get bad in the past how los is posted about. Yes, current crop is not that bad, I think the humor is *usually* clear. But I am gonna damn well do what I can to see it stays that way, and allow me top post like the cranky old guy muttering about how bad the world is. I just want to remind folks to not let it get out of hand.

[MojoQuestor]

Just know I have been here for 2 years now. I have seen it get bad in the past how los is posted about. Yes, current crop is not that bad, I think the humor is *usually* clear. But I am gonna damn well do what I can to see it stays that way, and allow me top post like the cranky old guy muttering about how bad the world is. I just want to remind folks to not let it get out of hand.

PORTIONS ARE FOAR WEENIEZ!!111 pp

Oh, forget it, my heart's just not in it.

[LaZeR]

That does it! I can't even stomach the thoughts of chewing on a tampoon. I'm bound and determined now to figure out this 'los'.

[Veganpunk]

I love me a good Sage/Snusdog portion vs. los debate!

EDIT -Welcome to SnusOn OP. By the time I got to the end, I forgot this was an intro thread!

[MojoQuestor]

That does it! I can't even stomach the thoughts of chewing on a tampoon. I'm bound and determined now to figure out this 'los'.

Chewing, you say? You're dooin' it rong!!`

I love me a good Sage/Snusdog portion vs. los debate!

Yeah, it's kinda early for popcorn but whatevs.

[LaZeR]

That does it! I can't even stomach the thoughts of chewing on a tampoon. I'm bound and determined now to figure out this 'los'.

Chewing, you say? You're dooin' it rong!!`

I started to type "sucking" and had to edit, it just looked too wrong.

To the OP. Sorry for my part in derailing your introduction and thread and my ignorance of not even saying welcome. --Welcome!-- :wink:

[MojoQuestor]

That does it! I can't even stomach the thoughts of chewing on a tampoon. I'm bound and determined now to figure out this 'los'.

Chewing, you say? You're dooin' it rong!!`

I started to type "sucking" and had to edit, it just looked too wrong.

LOL, I get that. The same way I feel when I write, "man, this maxi just tastes soo goood!"

[Snusdog]

The same way I feel when I write, "man, this maxi just tastes soo goood!"

See!!! Anyway...

I my self am metrosnusual. That’s how I ride. Deal with it. And by that I mean that I primarily use los but will throw a portion in here or there when discretion is in order.

And lest I be advanced from “smug” to down right asinine (which BTW is a far more accurate description of myself- metroasininesnusual. That’s me), let me say, I absolutely agree that both portions and los are perfectly legitimate.

Now while I may indeed be asinine, I too have feelings (sometimes when it is safe---I even cry). So it is, that I too share a deep seated concern for the misguided newbie. That is why I am now formally asking the moderators to set up a whole new section of the forum for the special few of them who may be adversely affected by threads like this one. It’s called.....

The Humorless Dumb Ass Page

Now not everyone will qualify. So here is a quick survey to find out if this may be the place on the forum for you

1. Did you read the above thread without laughing
2. Did you read the above thread and suddenly develop unexplained anxiety, insecurity, self-doubt, or any other disabilitating complex centering on but not limited to your preference in snus usage
3. Have you ever and I mean ever (even just once and only because you were posting drunk) participated in one of the Star Wars verses Star Trek polls
4. Did you Google “Stages of Grief” to learn more
5. And finally, did you leave expensive entertainment equipment where your young child could reach it only to have it turn out badly for you (sorry bro- just couldn’t resist :wink: )

If so, do not fear!! A kinder gentler place awaits you (soft violins fade in from the background, sympathetic and understanding arms wait to embrace you. Unicorns abound).

Love, Peace, and snus
Dog 8)

[LaZeR]

LMAO @ snusdog! Comedy gold there!!! :lol:

[kbasham03]

Uh oh, I started an e-cock war. I was just stating I like Los. Who cares if portions are for sissys, the gay community and women? Lol jk to each his own

[Snusdog]

Naw bro this is all in good fun and is a debate that is always looking for a thread to happen.

I have all the respect in the world for sage and his minions of portion users and readily admit that with out portions snus would not reach nearly as many people (the mere imbalance in the variety of flavors offered between the two should tell you which is clearly the form of choice by most). Thus, every now and then we in the pound get to play the part of the obnoxious little brother and harass our portioned siblings- but it all stays in the family and besides we losers look so damn good doing it.

Glad you to have you posting. Snuson