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  • badlands
    Member
    • Jul 2009
    • 297

    #16
    I have recurring dreams about murder. *freaky fingers* I have read that this could symbolize the end of an addiction or the snuffing out of a behavior that one considers undesirable. I don't have a violent bone in my body. The characteristics of the person murdered may give insight to this behavior. Only problem is I do not remember whom I have savagely murdered in my dreams!

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9761

      #17
      Re: A Dream.

      Originally posted by Allergy
      I had a dream last night that included me and my girlfriend shopping at the local mall. As she wanted to go look at shoes or some shit, I did the usual guy "I'll be in this store" routine. I remember it was like a sporting goods store, and just past the counter was all these cans of snus. On the wall like how they sell shoes. It's quite funny because they were all stacked up, like the photos in the "pics of your snus stash" thread. I went all apeshit and was looking at them all, scanning the brands and flavors like some sort of psycho, and then carrying a huge arm-full to the registers... but then I woke up.


      I think it's an obvious sign of my desire for a local place to sell this loveliness and my desire to stop shopping with my girlfriend.


      I know all about accurately interpeting dreams. It seems that she was simply taking you to the mall so she can have a custom purse made from your scrotum at the shoe store. Be afraid my friend.........be VERY afraid.
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • Allergy
        Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 227

        #18
        Re: A Dream.

        Originally posted by Premium Parrots
        Originally posted by Allergy
        I had a dream last night that included me and my girlfriend shopping at the local mall. As she wanted to go look at shoes or some shit, I did the usual guy "I'll be in this store" routine. I remember it was like a sporting goods store, and just past the counter was all these cans of snus. On the wall like how they sell shoes. It's quite funny because they were all stacked up, like the photos in the "pics of your snus stash" thread. I went all apeshit and was looking at them all, scanning the brands and flavors like some sort of psycho, and then carrying a huge arm-full to the registers... but then I woke up.


        I think it's an obvious sign of my desire for a local place to sell this loveliness and my desire to stop shopping with my girlfriend.


        I know all about accurately interpeting dreams. It seems that she was simply taking you to the mall so she can have a custom purse made from your scrotum at the shoe store. Be afraid my friend.........be VERY afraid.

        This I can believe, due to the fact that my boys are already kept in her purse.

        Whoa... *Matrix Neo Moment*

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        • sagedil
          Member
          • Nov 2007
          • 7077

          #19
          So you agree with me PP, he is gonna marry her. :wink:

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          • Allergy
            Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 227

            #20
            Originally posted by sagedil
            So you agree with me PP, he is gonna marry her. :wink:

            lol I already said I was going to!

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            • sundog
              Member
              • Jun 2009
              • 311

              #21
              Keep in mind that a man is incomplete until he's married . . .


              then he's finished!

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              • Snusdog
                Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 6752

                #22
                Shhhhh...They can't see us cause we're in the spirit world
                When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                • chadizzy1
                  Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 7432

                  #23
                  i'd hate to tell you what i dream about.

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9761

                    #24
                    Originally posted by chadizzy1
                    i'd hate to tell you what i dream about.


                    ...........probably me.
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • chadizzy1
                      Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 7432

                      #25
                      dammit you figured me out.

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                      • Ainkor
                        Member
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1144

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                        Originally posted by chadizzy1
                        i'd hate to tell you what i dream about.


                        ...........probably me.
                        Not that I dream about it, but the cartoon bubble from this is scary as hell....

                        chadizzy in a patent leather slave suit with a red ball-cock in his mouth with PP standing over him commanding him to eat his used snus...

                        Where the hell did that come from? My EYES BURN!

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                        • Premium Parrots
                          Super Moderators
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 9761

                          #27
                          LMAO........yea Chad is such a worm..........
                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • chadizzy1
                            Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 7432

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Ainkor
                            Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                            Originally posted by chadizzy1
                            i'd hate to tell you what i dream about.


                            ...........probably me.
                            Not that I dream about it, but the cartoon bubble from this is scary as hell....

                            chadizzy in a patent leather slave suit with a red ball-cock in his mouth with PP standing over him commanding him to eat his used snus...

                            Where the hell did that come from? My EYES BURN!
                            and the parrots watching on....

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                            • Premium Parrots
                              Super Moderators
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 9761

                              #29
                              Here...Chaddy Chaddy Chaddy.............are you ready again?













                              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                              • chadizzy1
                                Member
                                • May 2009
                                • 7432

                                #30
                                hahahahaha something is VERY wrong about this

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