Sudden lack of luck with women?

[Premium Parrots]

WTF Precious!!??? Hahaha..that is just wrong...life-size Barbie! I bet it comes to life like that evil Chuckie doll! *shudders*

Oh Desi.......that function won't trigger till ya install the optional metal band on their left ring finger. Then try getting it off. It usually takes all the money a man can muster up to get that finger to uninstall the band.




probably better off with the real Chuckie Doll.

[Mdisch]

No clue man. I've really never dated though. I've been with my wife since we were 16.

Holy crap... That's amazing - I can't even make a relationship work for more than a ½ year.

[precious007]

WTF Precious!!??? Hahaha..that is just wrong...life-size Barbie! I bet it comes to life like that evil Chuckie doll! *shudders*

lmao

those dolls cost up to $20K or even more lool

[desirexe]

WTF Precious!!??? Hahaha..that is just wrong...life-size Barbie! I bet it comes to life like that evil Chuckie doll! *shudders*

[sgreger1]

Forever alone...

[devilock76]

Hookers are cheaper. Remember you pay them to leave not to stay, but then again you seem to have getting them to leave down to an idiot savant level... hehehehehe

Ken

[precious007]

here's something that won't let you down -



http://realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav...nie_set1_8.jpg

[thegameisover2k2]

yea....im thinking fleshlight...the blue alien one. Always there when u need her.

[Premium Parrots]

Hey J. have you tried switching teams?

[precious007]

Even better, you can try my friend's strategy, known as the "Garris hypothesis". His theory proposes that many girls want to have sex just as much as men but don't want to be the one to ask. His math indicates that if you literally just ask 10 girls if they want to go somewhere alone (to shag), that roughly 1 in 10 will agree. Your success rate is directly proportional to the number of attempts, therefore increasing the number of propositions increases the statistical likelihood of success, and if you brute force it through enough propositions you will eventually find one who agrees. This only works for one night stands, but the math behind it seems logical to me.

Edit: It should be noted that the addendum to this is that the success rate is inversely proportional to how early in the night it is. As it gets later in the evening and the bar scene dies out, chances of success become more likely.

I have a friend, he's like 28 or 29 probably - this guy is simply out of the ordinary.

On a normal day he would ask ou just about 10 - 20 women (be it in a bar, on the beach ..... anywhere) ... I'm not joking....


He would hook up with a new girl like every 2 or 3 days ...................

I'm not that type of guy to be honest and never have been (hummmmm maybe I Shall push my luck more)

LoL

[Premium Parrots]

No clue man. I've really never dated though. I've been with my wife since we were 16.

Here is what I would do though:

Go to a bar and club the hottest girl there.

don't bother with the rest of Ainkors advice.

Make a proposition to her: I'm not having luck with women. Your hot, help me out here and I'll help you out with some repair work, tire change or something not even sexually related. I just need some honest advice from someone not attached to me.

You might strike out a few times, but I bet you get lucky and find someone who will let you know what's up. You might even get a girl that way

there I fixed that for you. now thats the most sound advice.

[Snusdog]

Even better, you can try my friend's strategy, known as the "Garris hypothesis". His theory proposes that many girls want to have sex just as much as men but don't want to be the one to ask. His math indicates that if you literally just ask 10 girls if they want to go somewhere alone (to shag), that roughly 1 in 10 will agree. Your success rate is directly proportional to the number of attempts, therefore increasing the number of propositions increases the statistical likelihood of success, and if you brute force it through enough propositions you will eventually find one who agrees. This only works for one night stands, but the math behind it seems logical to me.

Yes but the little detail the math leaves out is.........WHAT THAT ONE CONSCENTING CHICK LOOKS LIKE

For that you will need copious amounts of beer............and a liver transplant if you are especially horny

[sgreger1]

No clue man. I've really never dated though. I've been with my wife since we were 16.

Here is what I would do though:

Go to a bar or a club and find the hottest girl there. Make a proposition to her: I'm not having luck with women. Your hot, help me out here and I'll help you out with some repair work, tire change or something not even sexually related. I just need some honest advice from someone not attached to me.

You might strike out a few times, but I bet you get lucky and find someone who will let you know what's up. You might even get a girl that way

Even better, you can try my friend's strategy, known as the "Garris hypothesis". His theory proposes that many girls want to have sex just as much as men but don't want to be the one to ask. His math indicates that if you literally just ask 10 girls if they want to go somewhere alone (to shag), that roughly 1 in 10 will agree. Your success rate is directly proportional to the number of attempts, therefore increasing the number of propositions increases the statistical likelihood of success, and if you brute force it through enough propositions you will eventually find one who agrees. This only works for one night stands, but the math behind it seems logical to me.

Edit: It should be noted that the addendum to this is that the success rate is inversely proportional to how early in the night it is. As it gets later in the evening and the bar scene dies out, chances of success become more likely.

[Snusdog]

You know..............if your pecker's small.................eventually word gets out......


Seriously though.............sounds like nothing but a cold spell.............I always found when I stopped trying...........and let the game come to me................then.....er......well................


Oh who am I kidding...........better go ahead and contact EricHill

[sgreger1]

27 eh?? If you are seeing girls this age, they may be looking for more than a few good dates...perhaps you are lacking the future husband/father quality that these women may subconciously be seeking?? I just say this because you say that you haven't changed..but many women may change as they get older...just a thought...

This is probably the most sound advice in this thread. At ~30 girls get a subconscious cue to think a little differently. Whereas men can stay in frat boy mode for a decent part of their life (since they are built for endless mating), females start to look for different things as time goes on.

I guess the main question is, "What are you trying to accomplish here"? Are you looking for a one night stand, a consistent **** buddy, a g/f, a potential wife? All of those scenarios require a different strategy, and something that attracts a one time fling for example will not work with getting a wife and vice versa. So define what it is you want before worrying about how you will proceed. I am guessing you are just looking for some casual lovin, up to and including potentially a steady girlfriend. My answer to that is just keep doing what you do until it comes around. I have never been the type to pursue girls, I usually wait until one seems to like me and if I like her back I give her the time of day. I have found that going out and seeking it just doesn't work for me, maybe the same is true in your scenario? Maybe you should just play it cool and eventually some girl will want you, and you can decide at that time if you want her back.

And also, girls (well, usually younger girls, but it applies to older ones too I imagine) want things they can't have. If you make yourself too available or appear desperate than it sends them bad vibes for some reason and they will look for a better challenge. Just play it cool and wait it out, you are having a dry spell but that will end eventually. I wouldn't really think about it too much.