Quotes

[Premium Parrots]

"If I only had a brain"


nuff said

[rickcharles606]

"A failure to plan, on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part"

[bakerbarber]

I've got tigerblood and Adonis DNA.

[Veganpunk]

“If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.” - Homer Simpson

[precious007]

How well I remember my grandmother's asking me not to use tobacco, good old soul! She said, "You're at it again, are you, you whelp? Now, don't ever let me catch you chewing tobacco before breakfast again, or I lay I'll blacksnake you within an inch of your life!" I have never touched it at that hour of the morning from that time to the present day.
~Mark Twain

LMAO, didn't know Mark Twain chewed tobacco.

Freud smoked 30 cigars a day though and got his jaw bones removed entirely in the end and would still not quit.

[blotgode]

Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life.

~ Al Bundy~

[Brettv]

"If he/she had one brain cell less, we would have to water them once a week"

[captncaveman]

"Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning." Bill Gates

"I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature." Thomas Jefferson

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." Albert Einstein

"The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma. Abe Lincoln

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." Napoleon Bonaparte

"Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet." Napoleon Bonaparte

"If i gave you a sandwich that was 96% shit and 4% ham would you argue with me, Telling me that indeed that was a ham sandwich?" Joe Rogan

"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! ..But He loves you" George Carlin

"Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family". Steven Colbert

[blotgode]

"The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks. They spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does."
- Shane MacGowan, lead singer/songwriter for The Pogues.

[Kstolen23]

Time isn't made out of lines! It's made out of circles. . . That is why clocks are round! - Capose from Red vs Blue

[blotgode]

"Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity."

[AtreyuKun]

How well I remember my grandmother's asking me not to use tobacco, good old soul! She said, "You're at it again, are you, you whelp? Now, don't ever let me catch you chewing tobacco before breakfast again, or I lay I'll blacksnake you within an inch of your life!" I have never touched it at that hour of the morning from that time to the present day.
~Mark Twain

[jagmanss]

It took a village to raise this idiot.

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[Speedoape]

It took a village to raise this idiot.

[lxskllr]

No gods, no kings, only man

Obverse - Freedom
Back - No Cash Value

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