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  • Skell18
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    • May 2012
    • 7067

    #1

    Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that e

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...deos-help.html

    I am still laughing at this one! Wouldn't you hate to be the cleaner of the guy who goes second! LOL
  • GoVegan
    Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 5603

    #2
    Where do you put the quarter?

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    • Premium Parrots
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      • Feb 2008
      • 9761

      #3
      now if they could just get it to cook and clean the house that would be a great alternative.

      Thats a super fleshlight. I want one.
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • GoVegan
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        • Oct 2009
        • 5603

        #4
        PP why do you have a picture of Palin as your sig?

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9761

          #5
          Originally posted by GoVegan
          PP why do you have a picture of Palin as your sig?
          because the jerk-off machine isn't available in the USA yet.
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • pris

            #6
            The magazine and sample pot just went electronic :-)

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            • whalen
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              • May 2009
              • 6593

              #7
              Originally posted by Premium Parrots
              because the jerk-off machine isn't available in the USA yet.
              But i thought that the Parkinsons was a "good" thing?Click image for larger version

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              wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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              • Frosted
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                • Mar 2010
                • 5798

                #8
                Only the Chinese could manage to fit a dong in that.

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                • GoVegan
                  Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 5603

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Extreme
                  Only the Chinese could manage to fit a dong in that.
                  Relax Extreme, they will be shipping a mini version to England soon just for you.

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                  • Skell18
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                    • May 2012
                    • 7067

                    #10
                    It is the ultimate fleshlight! LOL

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