Woman accused of breaking into house and raping man

[Snusdog]

You know...........on second thought..........I would call the police

yea you guys laugh all you want............but those mombo jombos were taking a ride on the D-train last night.................

AND HERE'S THE POLICE REPORT TO PROVE IT.....................Oh look whose laughing now..................

[sgreger1]

First of all..............

who calls the police on something like this

I'd be on the phone calling my buddies.......................

HEY BOB...........oh hey Brenda .........what..............yea I know its 3am..........put Bob on...............

Oh dude........... you are NOT gonna believe this.......................yea I know its 3am.............why does everybody keep asking me that............forget the time..............

bro you remember Molly McGrug....................yea.........big jugs McGrug...............well bro she just broke into my house………….no she didn’t take anything…………..except a big ol swing on the Dog's Jungle Vine...............

no I'm not sh*ting you....................what..................CALL THE POLICE..............what the hell for.............Hell I gave her the key to the front door so she wouldn't have to keep breaking out the windows...............no I know broken glass can be dangerous..................hang on I got a call coming in...................

HEY MIKE................yea that was me that just called................no everything is fine...........what............yes damn it............ I DO know its 3am.................

Lol, never change Dog. Never change.

[Snusdog]

First of all..............

who calls the police on something like this

I'd be on the phone calling my buddies.......................

HEY BOB...........oh hey Brenda .........what..............yea I know its 3am..........put Bob on...............

Oh dude........... you are NOT gonna believe this.......................yea I know its 3am.............why does everybody keep asking me that............forget the time..............

bro you remember Molly McGrug....................yea.........big jugs McGrug...............well bro she just broke into my house………….no she didn’t take anything…………..except a big ol swing on the Dog's Jungle Vine...............

no I'm not sh*ting you....................what..................CALL THE POLICE..............what the hell for.............Hell I gave her the key to the front door so she wouldn't have to keep breaking out the windows...............no I know broken glass can be dangerous..................hang on I got a call coming in...................

HEY MIKE................yea that was me that just called................no everything is fine...........what............yes damn it............ I DO know its 3am.................

[sgreger1]

Lol, so a chick came through his window at night and gave him a blowjob?

Omg stop the presses, call Scotland yard! Worst crime ever! lol.

[wa3zrm]

A woman was today ordered to stand trial in Australia, accused of breaking into a man’s home and raping him. Rebecca Helen Elder, 39, pleaded not guilty to one count of aggravated serious criminal trespass at the man’s home, and one count of rape. She appeared in Adelaide’s District Court this morning. Prosecution documents, filed with the court, allege both offences took place at a suburban location between September 20 and September 23 last year. At trial, prosecutors will allege Elder, of Parkside, broke into a house while its male occupant - who cannot be named - was lawfully on the premises. They will also say she broke in with the intention of committing a further offence of rape. Finally, prosecutors will accuse Elder of raping the man by performing an act of oral sex without his consent. (Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...